Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
jeff......if u caught ur pen0r in the lawnmower, u wouldve had no shame to come on here and post about it, let alone actally being in hospital....
lame ass
actually, i am in the hospital - im typing this from sally's laptop (the squirrel i impregnated). she's in the process of getting an abortion. apparently when humans get squirrels pregnant, the labour process is only 9 weeks.
This isn't funny, by best friend lost his penis in a farm equipment accident..... INSENSITIVE BASTARDS!
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Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Apr-01-2005 15:47
Jem_hadar
I remember...
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)
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Originally posted by Floorwhore
actually, i am in the hospital - im typing this from sally's laptop (the squirrel i impregnated). she's in the process of getting an abortion. apparently when humans get squirrels pregnant, the labour process is only 9 weeks.
That means I could alreayd have 22 kids running around then. Shit! I thought id have more time to prepare my family! Ballsallovertheplace. This really sucks. WHy the hell didnt they tell me this during the fact!
Honestly, squirrel bitches are teh worst. fuck that shit. not going near another one EVER again! Im threw w/ all this BS! I cant handle it.
Ive prolly already been a dad for 2 weeks now... this really blows And do u think i even got a phone call to say that im a father! NO!! like
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I gotta give ya credit for thread title originality.
That is all, thank you.
Apr-01-2005 16:30
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
Hey, did you know that the city of Calgary has a municiple bi-law agaist the sexual malestation of squirles in city owned parks? I'm not kidding, there is actually a Bi-law.... what scares me is that in order to pass a Bi-law one must assume they had a problem.... I mean they don't just make a bi-law like that for fun..... "and as our final piece of business.... what the hell, It's illegal to fuck squirles." Dirty fuckin' Albertans!
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Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
And do u think i even got a phone call to say that im a father! NO!! like 
