State your mission
Well, when we're all fucked up on whatever is that floats your boat, there's always a mission at hand.
Here was my mission Friday night at Ferry Corsten.
So I bought Tim and a bottle of water each. 2 bottles of water cost me $10... plus the dollar that the waitress was so kind to give me back with $5 bill and change from my 20
So Tim goes to the dancefloor while I take a seat in the back and enjoy the music. After about 5 minutes or so, I start comtemplating... (rationally)
So I just spent $5 on a bottle of water that I swore I never understood the reason for "purchasing" water. So after thinking about that, I said to myself... WTF! Why would I spend $5 on a fucking bottle of water instead of a beer??? I am a beer drinker! I go to the clubs, I drink beer, and I bitch about $5 beers, not $5 bottles of water.
WHY THE HELL DID I BUY WATER?
So, the mission continues...
I get up from my seat, with my "full" bottle of water and walk to the washroom. IN the washroom, I proceeded to dump my full, $5 bottle of water down the drain. WHY, you ask? Because after thinking about it, it felt that that is exactly what I did with my hard earned money. I dumped it down the drain!
I left my empty bottle in the washroom and went to the bar and bought myself an ice-cold beer for $5.... and I felt a HELLUVA" lot better about myself!
Anyone got some other interesting missions that made thier night?
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