Registered: Nov 2003
Location: SF Bay Area, California
My friend is trying to get fired from work.....
He's tried large amounts of profanity, sexual harassment, and some other things.
Any funny ideas?
*Disclaimer* This has nothing to do with me really. I'm just helping him out. I do not condone anything you guys say that might incriminate him, and do not reflect upon my views or opinions. *Disclaimer*
May-11-2005 01:49
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
Tell him to find a work computer and download pr0n.
May-11-2005 01:50
Matt
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
run off 1000 copies of lemon party and post them on the frigde, bulletin boards, doors....etc.
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May-11-2005 01:54
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
take a dump on someone elses desk.
May-11-2005 01:57
aka "O"
NICE ASS!
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: in your MOUF
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
take a dump on someone elses desk.
If that doesnt do it then I think your friend will just have to quit
May-11-2005 01:59
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
Hm, why not quit?
Just be straight foward and honest. His employer, I'm sure, would rather him just quit than having to fire him. If its a business/restaurant it could ruin their reputation if he printed out lemon party pictures
May-11-2005 02:00
Evil_Gnome
Slappin' the bass
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Illinois
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Hm, why not quit?
Just be straight foward and honest. His employer, I'm sure, would rather him just quit than having to fire him. If its a business/restaurant it could ruin their reputation if he printed out lemon party pictures
That isn't a very CORe like response.
May-11-2005 02:55
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Evil_Gnome
That isn't a very CORe like response.
+1
(there, I redeemed myself!)
May-11-2005 02:57
torontotrance
I hath returned
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
quit but I bet he's a pussy
anyway easiest way to get fired is to steal from your company but you get blacklisted.
May-11-2005 02:58
RandomGirl
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location:
What's a lemon party?
May-11-2005 03:35
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
What's a lemon party?
Check teh PM.
Oh, and if I wanted to get fired and go out really memorable, I'd use the Goatse man in some sort of creative way.
May-11-2005 03:39
prolikewhoa
veteran attention whore
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Berlin
Re: My friend is trying to get fired from work.....
quote:
Originally posted by Lotus
He's tried large amounts of profanity, sexual harassment, and some other things.
Any funny ideas?
*Disclaimer* This has nothing to do with me really. I'm just helping him out. I do not condone anything you guys say that might incriminate him, and do not reflect upon my views or opinions. *Disclaimer*
uhhh...why doesn't he just quit?
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