I have to do this. What the hell should I say. My friend getting married is pretty much like me and does the same shit, his wife is an artist whos nice. Thats all I know about her, dont hang out with her a whole lot. Dont know either of their families.
Go.
O and the other one is for Enfernos wedding. I was thinking of stopping by cuz ill be right near there for his wedding and drunk crashing it and demanding speech rights.
Answers to either are acceptable
May-19-2005 04:53
loca
the vibe raider
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Oz
Say "My condolences."
Sit down.
Wait for applause.
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May-19-2005 04:55
LinX
On A New York City Night
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL
haha reminds me of when i had to do mine last october for my brothers wedding... i was scared shitless bc the wedding was in cali and only 20 family members from ny made the trip so i was basically talking to 200 people that i didnt know lol..
just think of something funny thats what i did, but dont make it too cheesy.. think of a memory between you both or something funny your friend might have done and elaborate on it... also say something nice about the wife too lol i dunno what to tell you actually...
dont make it too short, and dont make it too long.. and have a few beers before to loosen up, it also helps with thinking things up on the spot too, worked for me..
good luck.
May-19-2005 05:00
DJ Chrono
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: toronto
Sometimes I sit back and start thinking, is that my soul?
May-19-2005 05:12
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
make fun of your friend...that's the best way to go hehehe
everyone will laugh and enjoy it...
and then at the end say how lucky he is or something...
Tell everyone how you guys used to play with each others weeners back when you were tiny tots. "oh teh good ole days" you should say "we used to rub each others weeners for hours." & then say "Im gonna miss those days, I wish we were still fondling each others weeners today" *break down & cry* ..or better still run out of the room crying
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May-19-2005 06:14
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
drink a WHOOOLE lot...then just say whatever comes naturally
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May-19-2005 06:16
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
so gay though....if everyone didnt think he was a good man he wouldnt be marrying her...wtf is the point? To say "well it was fun, now that youre married thatll never happen again? Ill miss you bro?"
lol. fuck! Im just too cynical for this shite.
May-19-2005 06:50
kfergs
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: In the sunshine.
quote:
Originally posted by loca
Say "My condolences."
Sit down.
Wait for applause.
+1
May-19-2005 13:01
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
remember that time we were down in tijuana with those, well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them.
May-19-2005 13:07
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
remember that time we were down in tijuana with those, well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them.
lets give it up for the best man
*in the background "the better man"
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
