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You got grifted, chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmP!
Homer: Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle class types, so avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone.
Snake: Three-Card Monte.
Homer: Woo hoo! Easy money! [runs over]
Marge: Homer, these games are fixed.
Homer: Then how come that guy's winning?
Man: [looks and sounds like Snake] Whoa, I, like, totally won again.
Snake: Way to go, bro!
Marge cautions Homer, "He looks and acts just like the dealer. I think
they're related, or at least in cahoots."
Snake: Just pick the red card, it's totally not hard.
[shuffles them a bit]
Homer: Twenty on this one, my good man. [puts a $20 dows]
Snake: [flips it] Sorry, my good man: black.
[Marge turns the other two cards over; they're both black]
Marge: Homer, he cheated you!
[spectators grumble angrily]
Snake: Surely you don't blame _me_!
Marge: It's people like _you_ who are ruining our downtown promenades and piazzas. How dare you prey on the greedy and stupid like this!
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