get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet





oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ******s)
:<






what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?








man, my girlfriend left me for some ****** named robert
you don't live in Hope mills do you?
ya, why man?
lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
you mother ******






hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/






docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind






Im going to be the next hitler
Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
why the clown
See? no one cares about the jews
lmao





67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%





what the fuck is wtf








I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.










I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^








i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.




can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
...





<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
whatd u think they'd say?
something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"






BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahaha
some girl just came onto our floor
and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
i just asked her what the paper was about
and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha





someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language






< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.








why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
you got the right drivers?
hell yes
it was working fine yesterday
why does this shit always happen to me?
maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
i havent touched it since school
i'm growing impatient
ANGRY even
throw that shit out tha window
. . .
OMG i fuckin did it!!!
FUCK!!!!!
it works?
no, i threw it out the window
the disk?
NO the whole drive
i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*

FUCK SHIT FUCK
THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
brb
. . .
shit
what? did ya break it?
well i couldn't open the drive
so i had to pound it against a rock

quite HARD
and you know what?
that fucking disk wasnt even there
???
i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
lol
I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
i'm actually cryin right now
. . .
wonder if i could make that drive work again
brb




stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
rofl
omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!












LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?








I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!

Old.

stolen from le bash, also years old

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My Mixes

If you havn't seen these before you've either been living in a cave on Jupiters 8th moon for the last 10 years, or have only just gotten access to the internet for the first time...

quote:

Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike If you havn't seen these before you've either been living in a cave on Jupiters 8th moon for the last 10 years, or have only just gotten access to the internet for the first time...

Jupiters 8th moon for the last 10 years

EDIT: wait....they had no internet there

some of those r pretty funny

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the first few minutes may be very disornating...remember to stay clam and focused...insticts could play a very important part here...so trust us..

inspired by bash :

ZenchowdaH: ZenchowdaH: lisa
ZenchowdaH: i need a favor
ZenchowdaH: ok
LuLulillia: zen
LuLulillia: whats that
ZenchowdaH: yknow how like there the thing where they calculated how much actual area of vagina there is in the world?
ZenchowdaH: ok
ZenchowdaH: i was thinkin
ZenchowdaH: yknow... if we calculated how much semen is ejaculated during every orgasm
ZenchowdaH: we could calculate out like miles to the gallon
ZenchowdaH: and find the fuel efficiency of sexual intercourse
LuLulillia: and how do I fit into this?
ZenchowdaH: so.. yknow.. next opportunity.. just find out.
ZenchowdaH: :-D
MattTeC69: lmfao..what'd she say?
ZenchowdaH: LuLulillia: find out what?
ZenchowdaH: how much!
LuLulillia: which one?
ZenchowdaH: semen
LuLulillia: oh
ZenchowdaH: she seems receptive.
MattTeC69: yeah...lol:-P
MattTeC69: you know....why doesn't she just tell you to jackoff and measure it yourself?
ZenchowdaH: its hard to aim :-\
MattTeC69: into a cup or something?
ZenchowdaH: yeah, n then id be paranoid every time i had to drink something
MattTeC69: get a dixie cup man
ZenchowdaH: too small to shoot into, thats like the freakin basketball games at cedar point.
MattTeC69: huh?
MattTeC69: oh ok
MattTeC69: nm..i got it
ZenchowdaH: i cannot believe im discussing ways to catch my own semen in a cup with another human being
MattTeC69: hah...unless your cock is massively bigger than mine....i think you're just making up excuses
MattTeC69: lol
ZenchowdaH: no, i mean, in the heat of the moment, its difficult to concentrate
ZenchowdaH: i would need something very bigger to make sure i dont get my man juice all over the place
MattTeC69: idk about you...i know when i'm gonna blow.....i could put a test tube up against the hole and make it in
ZenchowdaH: test tube, good idea
ZenchowdaH: i gotta visit warner
ZenchowdaH: but
ZenchowdaH: chances are
ZenchowdaH: he already knows the MPG of the Male/Female Internal Cumbustion engine
MattTeC69: the MPG?
ZenchowdaH: miles per gallon
MattTeC69: i still don't understand what that is exactly....lol
ZenchowdaH: how many miles of pussy there are to gallons of semen ejaculated into them
ZenchowdaH: math, man
ZenchowdaH: this shit is awesome
ZenchowdaH: i want grape juice
MattTeC69: how many miles of pussy is there?
ZenchowdaH: uhhh
ZenchowdaH: 3 cm per female
ZenchowdaH: 3 billion females
ZenchowdaH: 9 billion cm
ZenchowdaH: fuckin metric..
MattTeC69: how so can you say there are 3 cm?
ZenchowdaH: cuz the site i got it from was in england
MattTeC69: it would vary dependent upon female...and is that the slit up and down or width or what?
ZenchowdaH: 55923 miles
ZenchowdaH: uhh this is average
ZenchowdaH: depth
MattTeC69: depth?you gotta be kidding me bro
ZenchowdaH: 18 CM!
ZenchowdaH: thats like.. fuck
MattTeC69: oic
MattTeC69: i thought you said 3:-P
ZenchowdaH: hahah
ZenchowdaH: 7 in
ZenchowdaH: hm
ZenchowdaH: well, thats average
ZenchowdaH: im ok with that figure
MattTeC69: 7 is average?
ZenchowdaH: ok
ZenchowdaH: yah.. now im gettn 22 is average
MattTeC69: wait depth or penis size?
ZenchowdaH: depth!
MattTeC69: lol....ok
MattTeC69: i was gonna say
MattTeC69: if it's 22...i'm no where near average
ZenchowdaH: shit, iknow
ZenchowdaH: uhhh
ZenchowdaH: ok
ZenchowdaH: so its 372823 miles of vagina in the world
ZenchowdaH: and 1 teaspoon of semen ejaculated
ZenchowdaH: thats 3 billion teaspoons per 372823 miles of vagina
ZenchowdaH: so thats 390625 gallons
MattTeC69: lmfao....i'm getting more than average on the ejac
ZenchowdaH: its .95 miles to the gallon
ZenchowdaH: meh
ZenchowdaH: rather inefficient
ZenchowdaH: well
ZenchowdaH: hm

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Get Killed.
Get Noticed.
Keine Schoenheit Ohne Gefahr

That was shit.

quote:

can you help me install GTA3? first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) ...

coup needs to get in here with his logs of ukta chat

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EDM Blog
Hybrid - Break My Soul + Mixes
BT - These Hopeful Machines
Gorillaz - Stylo

Damn I had many a comic discourse with DragonsEmerald that I ought to have saved :'(

Here are some that I do have saved though:

all i wana say is listen to trance
techno and dont beleave into the big bang

quote:

Originally posted by majstor Can somebody help me with this great rack of Timo Maas

quote:

Originally posted by teky i dun like PVD he seems like a fuckin psycho with perv intendencies

<[FxP]Paradox> time to spank it
* [FxP]deniro spanks paradox
<[FxP]Paradox> you boy toy

did you refresh your list? i'm not getting any hits
<[FxP]Paradox> yes he didn't
no he maybe definetly might have not done it

<[FxP]Blade123> please reg me
<[FxP]Paradox> bbl
<[FxP]Blade123> what do you mean?

hi?
<[FxP]Paradox> slumber
hi!

Paradox is me from DC++...ZOMG WILL I GET TEH BANHAMMERED!?!?
the last two are auto away msgs.

quote:

Originally posted by AlphaStarred Paradox is me from DC++...ZOMG WILL I GET TEH BANHAMMERED!?!? the last two are auto away msgs.

which hub?