* assembles Pie-Flinger 2000¹ and loads with ground savaloy *
* fires and scores direct hit to FASTDJMP3 blowing his ear-lobe off *
* lands one infront of delstar's foot which he steps on causing an embarressing bout of arm-flailing before falling on his ass and biting his tounge just as the vinigar-filled water pistols fill his bleeding mouth *
* asks if TheRizzler understands what's going on now but before he gets a chance to reply shoots squirty cream into each eye causing him to wander about like a headless chicken before falling over the edge of the cliff *

¹Pie-Flinger 2000 is a registered trademark of Spad Weapons Inc (Patent Applied For). Unit can be paid for by credit or debit card in one easy payment or by monthly installments. In future if there is a change to the date and/or amount of your payments we will always give you 7 days notice in advance of your account being debited. In the event of an error you are entitled to a full refund from your bank or building society as this guarantee is offered by all organisations that take part in the Direct Debit scheme. A copy of the safeguards will be sent with your confirmation letter. Please do not feed the mogwai.

*drives into montreal with a fire truck attacked to a cement mixer*

*fills the mixer full of reddy brek and hot water*

*pastes everyone in montreal with cebtral heating for kids from a water cannon" happy friday! mwuahahahahahhaaha

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COME ON!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT CHAMPS!!

basically for all that has no idea da hell is going on we at the uk camp are totally fooked in the head and i had a bright spark to take our humor on holiday to miami, after totally annihilating them, with there 3 people returning fire, ur GAY!!!! ass mod wanted a brawl so hes got one!

*throws his nokia 5110 at fastdjmp3*

outch!! that musta hurt, that things huge!

'YOU WANT WAR YOU'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

RAH

**smacks FASTDJMP3 with some moose antlers**

**Shoots TheRizzler with a sniper rifle and watches him drop from the tree tops**

**Uproots a redwood tree and smacks delstar with it**

**runs around like a nutcase**

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BOOOOOOOOOOOYA !!!

U WANNA FIGHT ? U GOT IT !

*takes a hockey puke and shoves it in O'Callaghan's mouth , EAT IT BASTARD !*

*breaks the 5110 nokia phone in small pieces and put them in coup's PANTS !!! ohhhhhh Coup wears female panties bwahahahahaha*

*sneaks quickly in DuMondeTrAnCeR's house , takes all his DuMonde cds , scratches them and write on them : N'SYNC COMPILATION VOLUME 19 . Calls TrAnCeR's friends and tells them : HE LOVES GAY MUSIC*

*goes to joesparks.com , asks if he can borrow radiskull from them . convinces radiskull to bite spad's arm . OUCH IT HURTS !!!*

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."

HAHAH

**Spits out the hockey puke at such a velocity it fires into FASTDJMP3 and blows one of his eyes out**

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*takes his hockey cross to shoot that puke again on O'Callaghan's face , EAT THIS IRISH BUILDER !!!!*

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."

This is war, gotta to protect my peeps from montreal. time to destroy the pesky and drunken brits.

*Throws coup's mom at gatecraher (actually rolls her like a bowling ball) and completely flattens the stupid gatecrasher.

*grabs his hockey stick and his buddies with their and shells hockey pucks at a)coup's house (blows down the shack) and completely destroys cream, godskitchen and ministry of sound and all the other useless uk clubs.

*sends the Bloc Quebecois to london (that the end of political system),

*takes away their pathetic tasting ale and beer (shit, lots of brits gonna be pissed cause you ALL drink and very heavy i might add).

*takes Dumonde and kidnaps the fool, same with picotto and locks them up in a frozen base in the canadian arctic

well that should end your pathetic candyasses

*calls bin laden in afghanistan and asks him to nuke gatecrasher*

*calls judge jules and asks him to wear his special t-shirt : hi kitty i love gay porn sex with the ukta team*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."

**Wraps the hammer from O'Callaghans tool belt around FASTDJMP3s head and chisels his fingernails an eyelids off with a chisel** 'OUCH'

**digs a trench like Irish people do, in the middle of ice adds spikes and watch Torontotrance and his mates get inpaled on the spikes**

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wait a minute (we don't need osama. anyways he is good as dead anyways), you read i destroyed gatecrasher by using coup's mom as a bowling ball.

You kinda missed O'callaghan, you stupid irish drunk. Sorry, i forgot to destroy ireland, oh sorry nothing to destroy.

*sees the irish dude O'callaghan picking 4 leaf clovers and waiting for the leprechaun and kicks him into the irish sea (if there is one).

DOn't mess f00

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*kidnaps O'Callaghan from a pub in Dublin , sticks in his face a fake beard and sends him to Tora-Bora in Afghanistan to hide in a cave like rats with osama*

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."