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I am the master troller.
So, most of you know me. I managed to join this site in 2001, and troll untill late 2004. After various bannings I managed to keep coming back beause Andy sucks at being a mod, and still troll. It was all a scheme played by a couple people on various sites, to see who could troll the longest and not get caught.
It all started back in 2001 as a joke on another forum. Not a contest or anything, well, it was sort of. A couple people along with me posted on various forums to see who could stay the longest without getting busted as a troll. I managed to do it for 3+ years. Seems like along time yes, but it wasn't something I took seriously, hence why I was able to do it so long and still work and keep a relation ship. I'm not really a shut in who shoves markers up my anus and post photos. Anyways, the forum we were originally on shut down and it long passed. I shared a many laughs with people here, many whom I liked and some even know what was up.
Some memorable things I was able to do: I managed to get moderator access on various other forums relating to this, get into release groups and op and even admin some of your beloved p2p hubs. I managed commited suicide, twice, and got addicted to meth and other drugs. I turned gay, bi, straight, bi, gay, straight, was raped, and fell inlove with a person on one of your hubs. I shoved markers up my ass. (None of this I really did, btw. Along with the help of another member, we managed to steal some of Airbase's .dat files and access various private websites of his, also getting hold of various unreleased mp3s. Elevation threatened to sue me beacuse I so called 'released' one of his mp3s into the 'warez scene' as he called it. He had his lawyers ready standing by, yep. Gabriel and Dresden banned me from IRC because Tigerclaw wouldnt. Shit, hmm, what else did I manage to do. Well, alot, thats for sure. EDIT: Oh yes, I was also into incest, and a pedophile. I also had sexy dreams about my sister, too.
Anyways, many many people here hate me, most are probably long gone, and most newbies here won't know who I am. I shared a many laughs and made many enemies with so many people. Some of the most memorable..um: UKTA, www.punisher (whatever his nick was), VividBoy, and TTA.
Sure this may sound like bullshit to some of the people who know me, but think to yourself, do you honestly think I'd be stupid enough to 'commit suicide' twice (and end up hospitalized and back posting within 1 hour), fall inlove with a hub member, and fuck my anus with a big black marker, and still have the decency to post? I think not.
That's all I gotta say, perhaps I'll reply if this dosent get locked. Oh, and by the way, I'm aplz, if you haven't already figured that out. If you think this thread is bullshit, then I'm still 'teh win'.
I leave you with some funny flash my good ol pal kamui from Oldos did. Alot of the pictures in these are old school ones from this site and the hubs.:
http://members.lycos.nl/f0x0rzj00/craplz.swf
http://members.lycos.nl/f0x0rzj00/craplz2.swf
http://members.lycos.nl/f0x0rzj00/craplzstrikesback.swf
Too all those who believed me and/or got pissed off and started a grudge with me, kudos! (i.e Vivid and www.)
TEH WIN!
Last edited by on Jul-17-2005 at 04:04
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