so on monday, i was in san fran chillin with my sister and a bunch of her friends.

we get REALLY REALLY drunk, and they start riding their bikes, and me and this kid max were left behind, and we were on a big hill, so he finds this office chair in a dumpster, and sits on it, and i start to push him down the hill, and we're starting to go faster than i can keep up with, which is about mach fuckin 3, so i hop on the back

and one of the bearings blows out on the wheels and it stops, so i keep going and land on my back, while he's still on the chair and one of the wheels hits me right in the weiner.

the end.

pwned.

the end.

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

Ouch.

that sucks.

Pork sword?

THE FUCK?

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1. Utah Saints - Lost Vagueness (Oliver Lieb's Main Mix)
2. Klea - Tic Toc (Paul Van Dyk's Re-Edit)
3. Alibi - Eternity (Inner City Mix)
4. Cirque de Soleil - Pokinoi (Sasha Mix)
5. Chris & Kai vs. Levin - Gone to Heaven

you've never heard that?


pitty.


pork sword=penis

U can't bone your wife for a couple of weeks...that is teh suck!

He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks.

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quote:

Originally posted by Pariah Cleric He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks.

Hahahahaha.

quote:

Originally posted by Pariah Cleric He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks.

@ comment AND avatar.

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1. Utah Saints - Lost Vagueness (Oliver Lieb's Main Mix)
2. Klea - Tic Toc (Paul Van Dyk's Re-Edit)
3. Alibi - Eternity (Inner City Mix)
4. Cirque de Soleil - Pokinoi (Sasha Mix)
5. Chris & Kai vs. Levin - Gone to Heaven