If I was female, I'd wank.

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If I was Phil Hartman, I'd be dead

If I was a banana, i'd strip

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

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Originally posted by Mebot If I was Phil Hartman, I'd be dead

If i was Phil Hartman's wife, I'd shoot him.

can you imagine having dinner with him? the crouton dry wit would never end.

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If I was famous, I'd bang hot chicks day and night.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

If I was a hot chick, I'd bang someone more famous than Vlad.

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Originally posted by Renegade If I was a hot chick, I'd bang someone more famous than Vlad.

If I saw Renegade, I'd tell 'her' "theres a million fish in the sea, and alot of them are sluts".

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

if I was armin van buuren I'd go back to the time markus shultz stole my $1,500 hair gel collection and would not return it until i started playing shitty music, and I'd kill him
he still has it to this day, so i have to keep playing

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

If I was a slut, I'd probably go fishing more often.

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If i was kool, Id get alot of the ladies.

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If i was Carl Cox, I'd eat.

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.