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Aiwendil
Ever The Same
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Ever The Same
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What's the big deal? I used to pay to have this done to me. The prostitutes weren't like normal prostitutes. Instead of paying them and getting sex, you'd get something like a crescent wrench to the crotch or one of your nipples cut off, after which salt, lemon juice, hot sauce, and other hot things would be poured on the bloody nub. It can be really special if you find yourself one of these demented hookers who has been trained in the martial arts. Actually there was only one. Her name was Morgana The Great. Her specialty was placing a stack of ten cinderblocks on a guy's penis, then breaking them expertly with her forehead, which was expensive, and cost even more if you wanted her to call you a pencil dick. The best part though, is that they would wear a costume of your choice while they performed their demented duties. My favorite was when Boba Fett hooked my balls up to a car battery. They called that one the "Tiger Claw", for reasons unbeknownst to me. Let me tell you, that's one of the greatest tourist attractions down in Baja California.
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quote: | Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy. |
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Nov-22-2005 19:18
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UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
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Nov-22-2005 19:20
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idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
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Nov-22-2005 20:35
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tranceDJ
The Music Tickles My Ears
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: USA
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quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
What's the big deal? I used to pay to have this done to me. The prostitutes weren't like normal prostitutes. Instead of paying them and getting sex, you'd get something like a crescent wrench to the crotch or one of your nipples cut off, after which salt, lemon juice, hot sauce, and other hot things would be poured on the bloody nub. It can be really special if you find yourself one of these demented hookers who has been trained in the martial arts. Actually there was only one. Her name was Morgana The Great. Her specialty was placing a stack of ten cinderblocks on a guy's penis, then breaking them expertly with her forehead, which was expensive, and cost even more if you wanted her to call you a pencil dick. The best part though, is that they would wear a costume of your choice while they performed their demented duties. My favorite was when Boba Fett hooked my balls up to a car battery. They called that one the "Tiger Claw", for reasons unbeknownst to me. Let me tell you, that's one of the greatest tourist attractions down in Baja California. |
LOL @ "Tiger Claw"
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Nov-22-2005 21:37
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KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
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Nov-24-2005 03:14
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