USA Vs Canada
Transcript of radio conversation between a US Naval Ship and Canadians off the coast of Newfoundland:
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
USS Lincoln: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative, you will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
USS Lincoln: This is the Captain of a Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
USS Lincoln: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE USA ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I SAY AGAIN, THAT’S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
I love you american folk really 
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