Some guy thought his wife was cheating on him so he hired a private investigator,he didn't have that much money so he hired a really cheap one,who happened to be chinese....

MOST HONORABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE

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I FALL OFF CHAIR!

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So there's a Russian guy, a Mexican guy, and a Japanese guy who work for a construction company. They're on a new project, and the owner comes over and says "Okay guys, we're gonna need to get some stuff. Russian dude here is gonna get cement, Mexican guy is going to get timber, and Japanese guy, you're on supplies."

A fwe hours pass, and the owner comes back. The Russian guy has a nice stack of cement bags. The Mexican guy has a huge pile of various lumber products. The Japanese guy is nowhere to be found. The owner says "Hey, where's Japanese guy?"

The Japanese guy jumps out from behind a nearby wall and screams "SUPPLIES!"

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Originally posted by d1abLo Some guy thought his wife was cheating on him so he hired a private investigator,he didn't have that much money so he hired a really cheap one,who happened to be chinese.... MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, CHEN LEE

i dont get it.. and im chinese... lol

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 So there's a Russian guy, a Mexican guy, and a Japanese guy who work for a construction company. They're on a new project, and the owner comes over and says "Okay guys, we're gonna need to get some stuff. Russian dude here is gonna get cement, Mexican guy is going to get timber, and Japanese guy, you're on supplies." A fwe hours pass, and the owner comes back. The Russian guy has a nice stack of cement bags. The Mexican guy has a huge pile of various lumber products. The Japanese guy is nowhere to be found. The owner says "Hey, where's Japanese guy?" The Japanese guy jumps out from behind a nearby wall and screams "SUPPLIES!"

ahahahahahaa

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhah both of the jokes are funny .... hahaha