Most offesive thing I have ever done was truely horrible and a complete accident.

Me and a good mate went to a house club one sunday afternoon back in 2002, and we had sourced some blotter.

We always had loads of fun tripping coz our brains were very similar.

Whilst still queuing, she says how she wants to own her own club.
So I asked her what she'd call it, and she looks over the road and sees a KFC.

"I'll call it.... Club Red!"
"No no no, how about... Club Der?"
"Hahahahaha!! I like it! Welcome to Club Der!"

For the next few hours, der (pronounced like 'duh', thicko stylee) became our word of choice, and we ended up in a booth in the corner, rofling our asses off at silly puns like 'Independance Duh', 'Driving Miss Duh', '10 Things I Hate About Duh' and the like.

We finally end up going home, duhing away like nobodies business, and we get onto the tube.

DUH! DUH DUH!! DUH!

On and on, but I notice my brother looking a bit uncomfortable sitting across from us.

Strange.

Ah well, duh duh duh duh!!! bwahahahaha!! duh duh!!

Finally, we stop at the station 3 stops from home, and the lady sitting 2 seats to my right stands up, and next to her are 3 kids with Downs Syndrome!

I felt moritfied, frozen in shock of the terrible thigns she must have thought we were implying, even though we were in our own little trippy bubble and didn't even know she was there.

She musta thought we were the most horrible people ever!

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I'm afraid I can no longer associate with you Kr00t!

I would have made no apologies

wow, kr00t wins.

one that springs to mind is last week i was in the front seat of a car coming back from an event and at 3am some guy was walking to work. so we doubled back i shouted out the window 'you f'ing c++t

....funny at the time, but after i thought what an arsehole i was.

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I remember there was one thread I saw on here on TA I think made by D-res talking about his parents getting divorced and one of the first replies was by Arbiter saying "It's probably your fault."

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Originally posted by Demoted I remember there was one thread I saw on here on TA I think made by D-res talking about his parents getting divorced and one of the first replies was by Arbiter saying "It's probably your fault."

but its no fun talking about someones parents divorcing, i know how its like

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ive done the same thing

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

Last Christmas we held a public carols ceremony and one of the guests spent half an hour telling the Jesus story in front of a bored audience.

So this year, while we were setting up the stage I happened to blurt out,
"So who was that bitch who wasted half an hour on the Jesus story last year?"

Little did I know it was the wife of the minister who was standing right next to me. He just smiled and walked away....my face could have not been any redder.

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One time this fatty asked if I wanted to go out with her, and I said, "Go kill yourself fatty"

2 years ago i meet my mates G/F for the first time, a week later i talked to her online, my other mate was next to me and told me she told him i sleeped with her, at which point i told her somthing like "hey dont tell people you shagged me when you an`t you dirty slut" she rang my mate up crying, apparnty it was a mix up. We are reall good mates now.

Emm 3 days ago my mate of 3 years told me she was pregnante for the 4th time, so i called her a slut and she should look after her self better, at which point she hit me in the face, this was at work, she then told the manager she hit me, so she getting the sack and i have to write up a report sometime today,

I have a bad habbit for saying what i think.

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by LiveTheDream Emm 3 days ago my mate of 3 years told me she was pregnante for the 4th time, so i called her a slut and she should look after her self better, at which point she hit me in the face, this was at work, she then told the manager she hit me, so she getting the sack and i have to write up a report sometime today,

depending on situation. i.e within a stable home family etc, thats undeserved.

but if we're talking chav mother with 4 diff. fathers each of probably different race then it was hella justified.

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