Who goes to nude beaches?

I would have no problem.

But what would happen, if you are sun bathing, and you are on your stomach, getting you backside tanned, and your junk starts rubbing against the beach towel. You roll over to get your front side tanned, and you realize you have a mega huge boner throbbing like a mofo? What would YOU do?

Any advice would be great for everyone who wants to go to a nude beach

oh I misread it ... thought of nude bitches...I guess I can leave this topic now...

eh :-/


* disapointed

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Originally posted by BOOsTER oh I misread it ... thought of nude bitches...I guess I can leave this topic now... eh :-/ * disapointed

lol

Dickslap a few, if they get annoyed, start humping...works like a charm.

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Originally posted by BOOsTER oh I misread it ... thought of nude bitches...I guess I can leave this topic now...

So did I

Look around for old people, then you can turn around...

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Originally posted by Tiger777 So did I Look around for old people, then you can turn around...

That would work, seeing saggy... well... saggy EVERYTHING

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Who goes to nude beaches? I would have no problem. But what would happen, if you are sun bathing, and you are on your stomach, getting you backside tanned, and your junk starts rubbing against the beach towel. You roll over to get your front side tanned, and you realize you have a mega huge boner throbbing like a mofo? What would YOU do? Any advice would be great for everyone who wants to go to a nude beach

I would probably just chuckle a little bit and go back to sleep.

statistically, the average guy gets 4 beach boners a day.

Though that average would be a hell of a lot higher if there wasn't so many old grampas getting Mr Wrinkly-flop out on the beach.

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Originally posted by jonSun If your dong gets long, just flaunt it. Maybe youll get lucky.

Haha, that would be so sweet.

I was thinking, stay on your stomach, and put it in the sand.

make a sand castle & turn it into a spread eagle babe, then hump it

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