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Mmmm...got my cereal by my side and now time to knock off one of four reviews I have to do!!!
For those of you who don't like my story-telling:
Music: 9/10
M.I.K.E. gets 12/10 but my mood was totally off for the whole start of his set because of the Z103 fucking SHIT that the resident DJ was closing his set with...holy shit I have NEVER heard Gino beats since there used to be a Gino Fahad back in 1999/2000. The start/middle was good but the end was so bad, it totally turned me off. I could have sworn that with one of the closing tracks, I saw M.I.K.E. look at the DJ with this shocked and disgusted look on his face! but that could be totally out of context; I just really wanted to point out how much I hated the ending of that guy 
M.I.K.E.'s tracklist was amazing as usual!!!! I really <3 this DJ!!!!
One of the highlights for me: At the end of the night, I went up to say thank you and as he shakes my hand, he remembers me from dancing right in front of his booth and fanning all the people around front and centre, and he thanked me for it!!!! WHAT A FUCKING COOL INDIVIDUAL!!!!!
Also, Chiclet was amazing. Some wikked tracks that I've never heard before. And it was cool having Drew standing next to me and explaining Chiclet's style and how she has to tone it down to suit the lighter taste of the general crowd, and how the scratch is her signature move... every aspect of the music was excellent tonight!)
Crowd: 9/10
Normally the only crowd that we TAs have to deal with are the people in our way as we walk from front and centre to the bar and back. Or to the bathroom, or to the smoking patio. All the people are great and cool EXCEPT FOR THE ******S THAT BLOCK THE BATHROOM!!! WTF?!?! Get the fuck out of the way people!!! Why does there always have to be a massive mob-like picket line that prevents entry to the washroom!!! The amount of people I have to elbow through to get in! 
The crowd I measure is generally the people closest to me/around me, and those are all TAs of course! And you know how I feel about you! The only reason I rated 9 instead of perfect is because there were these annoying fucking little kids (who looked about 10 years old) that kept running around us with glowsticks and sometimes just wedged themselves between me and the other TAs that I like to dance next to. At one point I just told this little kid, please use your glowsticks on the side! And I think he got a bit scared and moved along 
Vibe: 10/10
One word: TOTA.
LOL I already did some storytelling above. Now for the REAL story telling (for the people who I love and love me back...you know who you are! )
Kristina, what a pleasure to pick up/drop you off. You remind me of a certain Nada a long time ago, who took the plunge to get to know a complete stranger, and look at the beloved sister I have now!!! (Nada)! Kris, you are on your way!!! Hope you had a great time and I look forward to all our parties in the future! 
Thanks to TA I only had 1 hour of sleep the night before and my boss saw how much of a freak I looked like so he told me to go home early and get some sleep before my party tonight (yes I told him I was going out). I fucking love my boss. I can't wait to go to work today and tomorrow to impress him--he always does so many favours because I bust my fucking ass for him.
Anyway, got a 3 hour nap and I was ready to kick ass. Picked up Kris and drove over to Fire and Ice, where a wikked gang of TAs were waiting.
DREW AND DANNIE!!!! What a surprise!! So awesome to see you out as well as the birthday boy, Ben...dude you are fucking awesome! Next time remember to sit in the CENTRE of the table so all you guests can sit around you? 
Met a few new TAs (sorry can't remember anyone's name). My regular buddies, Tyler, Sasha, Max, and uh...I guess that's it; everyone else was new. LOL at the server guy who was filled with jokes. Lots of awesome laughs...some key quotes:
- "Whoa Dannie, your legs are smooth!" 
- "Kristina and I came together." 
- "I don't get it." 
(Hint: the people who said these quotes are complete dumbasses! )
Then off to the part-ay!!!! Btw, thank you for showing my car some love, Drew and Kristina! And one of the new guys said something, too. After I'll I've been through with her and all the frustration, it feels good to hear some compliments! Thanks guys! 
Once there I met CHRIS after a FUCKING LONG TIME!!!!!!!! Nice to see you and Karen buddy!!!! SO long since I've seen you two! 
And I met Angelo's gf, Anne!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT what an ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART!!!!!!!!!! Such a kind, smiling, friendly person!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO DAMN FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!!!! She honestly made my dancing night...with her, Kristina and Dannie, as well as TWO Kellys, I had so many dancing partners to pick from for those select moments when you just want to have a cute girl dancing in front of you, my night was made!!!! I <3 you guys!!!!! 
Seriously, Angelo, you're a lucky guy!!!! Heard you were supposed to come, too!! Did you get the message from her that I said hi? Then I added a few choice words of my own! Anne, I look forward to partying with you and Dave in the future! Another wikked guy--Dave!!! DUDE thank you for the watermelon Trident!!! That shit was AWESOME!!! 
Whoa I finally met Natalie and Martin after such a long time!!! Natalie, you are fucking HOT. I had a couple of my TA buddies compliment you on how hot you are! I'm sure you get that all the time!!!! I felt so honoured with all the attention I got from you!!! You're such a sweetie! 
Nada, I love you...you're my purest sister from TA...what else can I say? No one can equal you and Jenn for me. We are siblings for LIFE!!! Don't worry, Ali--that makes you my brother-in-law!!! Hope you have a safe flight, buddy--best of luck!
Hmmm...who else? Shout outs, of course, to my man Scott and his girl...damn, that girl can DANCE!!!! She was busting loose front and centre with those awesome waving hand moves! 
And...uh...samhouse and Tully, m2J, Mikesta, Dan, and oh!!! I recognized this TA couple that posted their pics in the "best pics of you and yours" thread. I look over and I see the same tall white dude with a cute asian girl, and I'm like HEY!!! Aren't you from TA? And they're like yeah, how do you know? And I'm like, I saw your pics on that thread!!! Beauties!!! It was SpaceBabe (can't remember real name) and her guy (can't remember real or TA name).
BEN!!! Awesome to see you out as per usual, as well as SMUNCKSTER!!!! You are tres cool, monsieur! 
Ladies and gents, it is always a pleasure to fan you and offer my towel for your own sweaty needs. One down, 3 reviews to go... 
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