i dont know what to do, either just jump out as a human shield and try to protect this guy, or just start quoting the page posted.
Since this is the humour forum ill go with the second, let the flaming begin!
| quote: | | Well I guess it all started back in 1997 when the very 1st ejay programme came out. I was amazed at how easy it was to make my own songs just by dragging and dropping samples across and then pressing one button and it played. As more ejay titles came out I bought them and would play around with their new features again just with ease u could create a track in minutes |

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