(This thread is inspired by an ourbored conversation from last night)
You're sitting at the bar(/club/pub/your mom's basement) when a girl comes up to you, looks you over and says, "Why don't you buy me a drink?" This girls looks are above average but not spectacular(6.5/10) and there is nothing to immediately dissuade you.
You respond with: "
May-23-2006 14:25
superglo
shake well before use ...
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: in between the sheets
"sure. but it depends on what you want and what do i get out of it"
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
"You know that there's a distinct possibility of an iPod Nano being lodged in your vagina come next sunny morn."
May-23-2006 14:35
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
tell her to explain to you why you should buy her a drink. what makes her so special? make her sell herself.
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone