Sometimes you just gotta let it out:

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On 8/23/06, steve lawley wrote: Mr. Steve Lawley Europe. Email: [email protected][/email] RE: NEXT OF KIN Dear Friend, Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics, but let it remains as top secret for only you and I. I will introduce myself as Mr Steve Lawley, a staff in the Accounts Management Section of a well-known bank in Europe. One of our accounts with holding balance of US$20,000,000(Twenty Millions US Dollars) has been Dormant and has not been operated for the past 5 years. From my investigation and confirmation, the owner of this account a foreigner, died in August 2000 and since his death nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money because he has no family members who were aware of the existence of neither the account nor the funds, also, information from the National Immigration stated that he was also single on entry into Europe. I had discussed this matter with some of my bank Top Officials and we have agreed to find a Reliable Partner to deal with. We thus propose to do business with you, standing in as the NEXT OF KIN to the deceased, and funds will be released to you after due processes have been followed and neccessary documentation to back this up will be presented. This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from Drug, Money Laundry, Terrorism or any other illegal act. Also, after a successful completion of this transaction, we intend to give you 30% and 10% for whatever expenses that we both may incur, while 60% of the total amount will be for us which we also intend to invest in your country in any good business venture that you will introduce. If you are interested, send me the following information via email to me so that we can start processing this transaction: - 1 Complete Names (First and Last Names) 2 Full Address. 3. Phone and Fax numbers (for proper communication.) 4. Occupation, Age and Marital Status. Thank you for your understanding and reply to [email][email protected] Regards, Steve Lawley Clovis Bouhier to stevlawley1 More options 3:50 pm (0 minutes ago) Go fuck yourself you spamming bastard. Get a real job. Contribute to the world. Stop being a worthless piece of shit wasting around on the internet sending shit emails to people. I do not need any more shit in my inbox. Do you really expect people to believe that you have randomly selected them to recieve 20,000,000 dollars? Do you think we're stupid over here? Its called a 419 scam, in case you didnt know, and you should give it up now because its fucking worthless and a cancer to society. Fuck off and die. - Hide quoted text -

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Short version?
EDIT: So I've read it, you wasted your time with that response sir :]

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Go fuck yourself

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by bananas Short version?

Under the bold.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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GO FUCK YOURSELF MOFO

If I were a 419 scammer and I read your response, I would sign you up for as much spam as I could.

UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING MOONWALK

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i writed a song.

Ive gotten that same email atleast 4 or 5 times. fuckin annoying shit.

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Originally posted by idoru If I were a 419 scammer and I read your response, I would sign you up for as much spam as I could.

I send the same reply to every single one of them, and I report their email address to whatever their email provider is.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

String them along!

Get a Stanaphone voicemail account and get them to call you!

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Originally posted by jdat String them along! Get a Stanaphone voicemail account and get them to call you!

Haha one of these days I wanna try it

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.