so i was at work today adn its really windy out, well i had to go get ice from outside but the door wouldnt open, so finaly i pushed hard enough and it did.

well without thinking i lean down to get a bag of ice, and then WHAM

the door slammed shut and the handle nailed me in the ass, my ex was in the coffee shop laughin at me, but it hurt

the door pwnd me damn wind

That bag should have contained a shaking turkey that would tell the world the actual price of your cell phone bill.

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Originally posted by citric_acid WHAM slammed and nailed in the ass

quite the experience

It sounds like you weren't pwned just by the door but, by a combination of door + wind. That's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Ugh. We need a "Nobody Cares" thread for the c0re.

u missed sepll "pwned"

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Originally posted by yujie__ u missed sepll "pwned"

Don't be rediiculase

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Originally posted by yujie__ u missed sepll "pwned"

you misspelled "misspelled"

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Originally posted by Ygrene you misspelled "misspelled"

Bahahahaha! Badly too! LOL

he broke up with your cus of that????

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by jennypie Ugh. We need a "Nobody Cares" thread for the c0re.

o rly?

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Originally posted by citric_acid so i was at work today adn its really windy out, well i had to go get ice from outside but the door wouldnt open, so finaly i pushed hard enough and it did. well without thinking i lean down to get a bag of ice, and then WHAM the door slammed shut and the handle nailed me in the ass, my ex was in the coffee shop laughin at me, but it hurt the door pwnd me damn wind

did it felt like buttsechs?

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