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haha i liked the last one lol

Meh that was shit.. not clever at all. Any dickhead with an hour to spare could write a bunch of dirty little poems like that.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

Never been a fan of Andrew Dice Clay - Just seems like a gigantic, unfunny asshole.

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Originally posted by RJT Never been a fan of Andrew Dice Clay - Just seems like a gigantic, unfunny asshole.

Don't you get it? He said cock ahahaahaha, and pussy hahahahahaahaha and blowjob bahaahah

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

Hey yo, check it out Vinnie! I like, stuck my cock in this bitches pussy, you see? Yeah, humpty fuckin' dumpty and shit.

Fuckin' A.

/diceclay

Brilliant, right?

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Originally posted by RJT Hey yo, check it out Vinnie! I like, stuck my cock in this bitches pussy, you see? Yeah, humpty fuckin' dumpty and shit. Fuckin' A. /diceclay Brilliant, right?

I was so overwhelmed by the wit I forgot to laugh... nice impersonation tho.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

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Originally posted by RJT Hey yo, check it out Vinnie! I like, stuck my cock in this bitches pussy, you see? Yeah, humpty fuckin' dumpty and shit. Fuckin' A. /diceclay Brilliant, right?

there is no doubt he's a 2nd class stand up comedian, he doesn't even come close to guys like Chris Rock. I know he's a rude prick and that his jokes are straight out of elementary school, it's just the way he delivers them with his heavey brooklyn new york accent that makes me laugh. Here a few of his fucked up jokes.

"I see a midget crossing the street, I floor the fucking gas petal, that's the end of it. Even if a cop stops me two blocks away, he's like, 'Did you see what you did back there?' I'm like, 'No, what happened? What happened now?' 'You hit a midget.' 'A midget? I thought it was a big fucking bird, I'm sorry. You'll clean that up, right?' 'Yeah, go ahead. Don't worry about it, it's a midget.'"

"I saw this chick in the grocery. I'm in line waiting to check out and I notice in her cart, she's got like a box of them giant like Q-Tip sticks they stick in there, for that time of the month. I'm trying to be nice with the chick, you know. So I say, 'Hey, I bet you'll be sucking a lot of dick this week.' So she's looking at me like, 'What did you say?' I said, 'I bet you'll be sucking a lot of dick this week. Just talking.' She calls the manager over, 'He said I'll be sucking dick all week.' The manager's like, 'Where do I get a ticket and line up for this?'"

there's a new comedian who uses profanity as much as he does, but she's a lot funnier imo, her name is Lisa Lampanelli, I saw her standup and the way she insulted pamela anderson on her comedy roast on VH1.

To make up for the lame Diceman video heres 2 great Chris Rock videos.

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez there's a new comedian who uses profanity as much as he does, but she's a lot funnier imo, her name is Lisa Lampanelli,

That the fat broad? If so, I saw her on the Howard Stern show at Artie Lang's roast.

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Originally posted by jennypie That the fat broad? If so, I saw her on the Howard Stern show at Artie Lang's roast.

yep , that's her. I haven't seen her routine on Artie Lang's roast yet, was she funny?