1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it
12. I Never clean my foreskin
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Last edited by bourgeois on Oct-24-2006 at 04:36
Oct-23-2006 22:34
Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan
So you're the real reason why TOTA smells bad, Carl
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded
Oct-23-2006 22:36
Tordan
Anti BS Alliance
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Re: I still haven't showered.
quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.
how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like?
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SHUT UP AND DANCE !!
Oct-23-2006 22:43
Cosmic Fur
Debbie Downer
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Mississauga, Canada
I'm having a severe case of Deja-vu.
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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.
Oct-23-2006 22:44
bourgeois
The Funky Munky
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: where the FUNK is
Re: Re: I still haven't showered.
quote:
Originally posted by Tordan
how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like?
This one time I tried to pick up a hooker and she turned me down. Then she told me it was because I smelled worse than her ass.
___________________
Next 317 party 4.20..............1
Music is a powerful energy that flows though us. It's what brings us together. You forget of all of life's problem's and focus on the moment. The now. Nothing else matters but the way you feel and the movement of your body. It's an expression of the soul.
Oct-23-2006 22:48
Abercrombie
myspace.com/ashesband
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis
Re: I still haven't showered.
quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.
my list of why I smell continues.
1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it
12. Never clean your foreskin
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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.
Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin
i just puked and swallowed it back
sickos
is it me or this guy left his TA still logged in ?!
Oct-24-2006 00:00
bourgeois
The Funky Munky
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: where the FUNK is
Re: Re: I still haven't showered.
quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin
It's true.
I don't.
___________________
Next 317 party 4.20..............1
Music is a powerful energy that flows though us. It's what brings us together. You forget of all of life's problem's and focus on the moment. The now. Nothing else matters but the way you feel and the movement of your body. It's an expression of the soul.
Oct-24-2006 04:37
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Smegma machine
Oct-24-2006 04:48
LKD
Omni-peasant
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
i guess this would fall under lopi's "ha" instead of "blah"?
i honestly dont give a hooker's arse as to why u smell carl