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and.....I'm drunk...and I'm high...

and I'm in Chicagoooo....


Now,.. I had just stumbled, outta some club somewhere.... I cant even remember, aaand, uummm.. I walked to the corner... to hail a cab, and after 5 empty cabs just passed me by,

one finally stopped..

He was this white, mid-western, working class kinda of guy, you know the type..

Sooo,...anyways,..I jumped in and I said: "Hyatt Regency please..."

and he looked @ me like I was crazy ---

and said: "Where??? Downtown????"

and I said:


"YEEEEAhhh"...





Judgements & Misconceptions

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

OH IS IGET IT . CUS ITSSCHICAGOGOOOOOOOOOOOO RITE?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

It's a song...












but obviously, you dont know it...and for that..
we'll give you an:

"I got hit with the dumbass stick" t-shirt, absolutely free...




Please.............. come back again!!!

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

This thread should have been posted on the weekend.

It is the weekend...it's FRIDAY biotches!!
w00t??

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix It is the weekend...it's FRIDAY biotches!! w00t??

he's honest.

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