I havent posted a day in the life of jupiter story in a long time. Last one I posted was about the lady who shit all over the floor in Staples. Now im back with a new sick event that happened tonight while I was at the movies seeing a.......MOVIE!


Alright so my friend and I usually always get baked and go see a movie on fridays. Nothing really CORe worthy has happened since the story of the great shit but finally today I got a breaking news story.


So we buy tickets to go see Running With Scissors, pretty good movie btw. So were watching and I get a text msg. So I flip open my nifty Sidekick and this hot bitch that digs my lunchsack told me to go see Saw III at 9:45pm. So were like ok since we get free tickets to anything we want to see, anytime. We go, watch Saw III, same old crap, the guy kills people, blah blah blah.


p.s: jupiter didnt get no play cause my friend was there. like srsly wtf


Anyways back to the event. The movies are usually filled with either stoned or drunk dudes and dudettes at late times here so it isnt that big of a deal most of the time. I didnt think that something ridiculously gross would happen but sadly it did. The drunk fellow and his friends that was sitting 1 row infront of us was acting rather odd during the really gorey parts of the film (guess he had a weak stomach) not to mention mixing his peanut M&Ms into his nachos and asking people around if they wanted to sample a chip with cheese meat and peanut m&ms on top. He was warned numerous times to cut the noise out or he'd have to leave (FFS the guy is drunk you think he'll actually listen?! ). So after the film ended were all getting up, I notice this guy is pale and litterally looks like hes about to throw up. As were about to leave the guys unloads seriously the largest amount of vomit ive seen in my life all over the highschoolers still sitting in their seats a row infront. The stuff was seriously green, orange and white. Id say he had to of puked over a gallon of vomit over these people, in their hair, braids, on the back of the seats and it even projected forward onto the ground infront of them.


I still cant believe those guys didnt puke after being covered with vomit. So they basically had to call off the 10:10 showing of Saw III because the theaters flooring is carpet. So people would complain out their ass sitting there and smelling vomit in the seats infront and behind them. Not to mention it would still be wet and in the seats.


Since we got a friend who works at the movies and gives us free tickets, he was on clean up duty with someone at theatre number 10 where SAW was playing.


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That is it for now.