So far in my life, I've never done things right. I do exactly the opposite of what I'm supposed to do. But here is the thing... I always end up on top. Last week I had an exam in World Civilization. I COMPLETELY bullshat (I don't pay attention in class) through the whole thing, get it back today, and I got a fucking A+, with comments such as "Great point!" and "interesting perspective!"

Is this a gift? Or is the shit going to hit the fan one day?

Is anyone here like this?

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Originally posted by Marc Summers So far in my life, I've never done things right. I do exactly the opposite of what I'm supposed to do. But here is the thing... I always end up on top. Last week I had an exam in World Civilization. I COMPLETELY bullshat (I don't pay attention in class) through the whole thing, get it back today, and I got a fucking A+, with comments such as "Great point!" and "interesting perspective!" Is this a gift? Or is the shit going to hit the fan one day? Is anyone here like this?

i guess ur lucky, but when you're an adult, and you can't even hold a conversation about the basics of american history, ur gonna regret it. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I do the same thing. Most of the time it works, sometimes it doesnt. I'm in class right now and they're reviewing for a test next class. I've also missed a few days. It will be interesting. Open ended questions are always easier though.

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lol @ the opposite of what you're supposed to do, reminds me of Seinfeld:


George: Hi, I couldn't help but notice you looked at me.
Woman: Oh, yeah, you reminded me of a friend.
George: ..... My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Woman: I'm Victoria, hiii!

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Wait until your course numbers start with 3's 4's and 5's in them and try the same thing. I took tests well in high school/first year of college but after awhile it catches up to you. One day you'll be in a high level class and try to BS an essay like you did and find yourself repeating that class next semester.

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Originally posted by Slylee i guess ur lucky, but when you're an adult, and you can't even hold a conversation about the basics of american history, ur gonna regret it. lol

i can't picture a situation where i'd need to have a discussion about american history.


hi can I buy you a drink? my name is brian
hi my name is Jill
So how much do you know about american history?


does that work?

-edit on topic-
the art of bullshitting is a talent, it's called elaborating facts by skipping details to fill out pages of those annoying blue books you have to write your essay's in. I hate those damn blue books

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Originally posted by kid nyce i can't picture a situation where i'd need to have a discussion about american history. hi can I buy you a drink? my name is brian hi my name is Jill So how much do you know about american history? does that work?

well that's because u like to pretend ur some sort of thug, so god knows who you hang out with. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Bullshat. LOL.

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Originally posted by Slylee well that's because u like to pretend ur some sort of thug, so god knows who you hang out with. lol

[plays the slylee card]
why you always busting my chops?

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why dont u kiss my white ass ball.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee why dont u kiss my white ass ball.

you would like that wouldn't you? i'll do it for a $150 steak

ok no more threadjacking

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lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone