I love the fact that it's FOX News...



and that she's a good looking woman. Not once, but twice...Aye Mami, what was you thinking about that day ?

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"Hell is full of musical amateurs; music is the brandy of the damned."
~ George Bernard Shaw

I roffled

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Originally posted by Jer. I roffled

pay me for the use of that!
it's (c) by me!

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Just surrender yourself to the rhythm,
With your hands up in the sky,
Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...

I'd let her get on top of my cock

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"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth. Genesis 1:29"

*peter griffin laugh*

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced any party from 2003 and back I only remember bits and pieces...i've combined those memories into one awesome party

MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for
warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out
there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson
lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny,
other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen> Hendry
jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable
lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil,
tell us about your amazing third leg."

CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's
nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does
it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters:"Ballesteros felt much better today
after a 69.''

KATE MICKEEL CBS News who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight
inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave> the set,
but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so
well is that,> before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them.... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Metro Radio -"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks
on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 "Ah, isn't that
nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford
crew.'

'Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I
once rode her mother.

New Zealand Rugby Commentator -"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson
comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!

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Be the best person you can be. Always.

quote:

Originally posted by English Rachel MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen> Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees." ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg." CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?" STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters:"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.'' KATE MICKEEL CBS News who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave> the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,> before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!" Metro Radio -"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.' 'Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. New Zealand Rugby Commentator -"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!

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"Hell is full of musical amateurs; music is the brandy of the damned."
~ George Bernard Shaw