Offer you a trip on the paradise island ;)
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Well, IBIZA is the maddest stuff ever design to party and definitely wicked.
Never listen to ppl that will tell you, it's not anymore what it was.
Ibiza doesn't change, only style of music changes. But it's truly amazing, awesome, it kicks ass badly.
Well, as you may have notice my best week in my life i spend it on Ibiza during the first week of august 1999.
It RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXX.
So it's a paradise for clubbers. Hence, it cost his mother's ass.
THE CLUBS
Privilège
The biggest club on the white island.
12 000 clubbers each night.
A huge club told to be the biggest of the world...
The party of the week (cos' each club has his very own fav' party) is MANUMISSION.
 
This is the party that nobody miss when @ Ibiza but personnaly that not my style. It's on monday.
It's really hot. I mean hot sex mixed with clubbing. So nice shows, quite good music but not that trance and really crowded.
But cos the show is so special and unique. It worth the ticket the first time you go there
Cost about 40 Euro, only the entrance, there is no free drink with the tickets on the island, or if it's offered it's the crap clubs.
They don't need to make cheap prices to fullfill the dancefloor in the biggest clubs.
They're crowded almost all nights.
The normal drink is Vodka - Redbull costs about : 12 Euro.
The usual drink is bottle of water (40 cl) costs about 7 Euro.
Yep, water on the island is fucking expensive, there is not plate water,
you're on an island so only mineral waters and in the clubs it costs a lot.
Else, i love the 'xtravangaza night on friday with alex gold on desk who really rocks,
normally you get agnelli and nelson and a PA, i saw chicane there with Maire Brennan and Brian adams in 1999. Amazin'.
Else on thursday, there is the renaissance party. Deep dish or Seaman, it depends but it roxxx too.
The clubs open @ 10 P.M till 9.00 A.M.
AMNESIA
The second biggest club of the Island, at less than 0.5 miles from the Privilege.
Home of Cream parties on Thursday => What about Tiesto, PvD, Seb Fontaine, Guy Ornadel, Jules...
 
Normally PvD always do two dates during summer times. One at the begginning of august, another one at the end of august.
Nice club, two rooms of chillout one and the dancefloor with the dj above you,
you literraly can touch them with a big equalizer that gives you the vibes...
I love this club, always great time there during cream parties.
In case, there is some kind of gay party with drag queen during wednesday called "la troya assessina",
don't mess with this if you're not into gay ppl you would be more than surprised
There is the godkitchen there in case you love Fergie... Quite popular on the island. Not my kind.
@ new cost almost 40 Euro only for the entrance, the drinks cost the same price... Prepare to be hot, it's very warm in this club...
ES PARADIS TERRENAL
Para los de mas que no entienden Espanol, that means paradise on earth.
It's a white pyramid with a greek style indoor. Lovely, you'll get no special big dj in this clubs but some other special attraction
it's the foam party on Tuesday and Thursday. and it roxxx.
If you love to get wet contact with awesome chicks hot as they never felt. go there. Worth it.
Btw, it's my fav' club on the island.
Costs about 30 Euro to get in.
EDEN
Another club just a ten meters from es paradis terrenal. This club has been refurbished one year ago.
It has the biggest sound system in regards of his size i've seen on earth.
One Loud speaker each two meters. I get almost deaf last year when i was in.
Each Sunday, Jules is playing @ Judgment Sunday. Even if some find this guy cheesy, i can tell that his set live,
with all the right substances you can find out there makes you spent a bangin' night. 
Costs about 30 Euro to get in.
EL PACHA
What to say about this club, the oldest of the island typical balearic looking created in 1973, in front of the giant yacht coming from georgetown...
Go there if you have cash to spend cost it's fucking heavy and expensive and when i say this remember EVERYTHING HERE IS EXPENSIVE.
So really it's a pain in the ass.
The club is good but don't expect lasers everywhere and a huge soundsytem. It's not the trip.
You 're goin' there to see models, a glimpse of grey coming down from their huge boats wanking with a bottle of whisky paid 220 Euro...
But if you wanna play the kings of the world for one, there you go. You can seat easily to chat (remember to always get a drink in your hand else bouncers will tell to go out there...).
And get your pipe steady for 'caine. Noraml drug in this club.
Parties :
Oakie hold his own night called " planet perfecto" i believe it's on weneday, not so sure...
Breakbeat and non true clubbers that all you'll find @ this night.
Else if you're are into House music, it's the right place Eric morillo is coming alll along the summer see him play with three desks impressive.
SPACE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This clubs is unmissable. Opens from 8 A.M till 6 A.M. Yes, only closed two hours a day to clean up the room.
Home of afters and real clubbers, you have to atmosphere :
- One terrace, next to the airport Planes are flying just over the swimming pool.
Nice fx really.
- Dark dancefloor with the maddest clubbers of the island.
Home of Sasha, not to be missed it's the paradise of dark progrssive trance. A monument.
Of course you arrive there @ 10 A.M normally and your body break beetween 2 P.M and 5 P.M.
BUT UNMISSABLE, SAY JUST FUCK TO YOUR TIRED BODY. DROP SOME MORE E and Keep on doin'
I forgot another one club which is even worse (i mean in V.I.P style in the harbour).
Models, models and again models and gold visa cards, platinum express, etc....
Costs also 40 euro to get in.
ACCOMODATIONS
Well, this island is divided in two parts the IBIZA district called "ibiza antigua" the old ibiza.
Placed crowded by normal family and german ppl.
Yep nice info : Ibiza during summer is 75% of U.K ppl, 15% of German, 10% of other nations. Normal behaviour there when a german meets a brits, they fight.
They truly cannot stand each other, and don't try to separate them. i've seen such fight there, wwwhoooaaa, the guys were playing "fight club"....
And there is "San antonio" called San An'. Which the place where clubbers go on the summer.
So if you wanna club, not just getting the sun lied on the beach, but real clubbing go there and do not accept any accomodations not situated in San An'.
Cos the road are few on this island, and if you dont have a car, and to rent one,
it's expensive think about 220 Euro a week for a small 4x4 suzuki. Then you' ll have to take the "disco bus" that stops at each disco from 10 P.M till 10 A.M.,
and their circuit is from San An to Ibiza antigua and vice versa.
The cheapest price will be in San An' too. Also remember that the historical district is situated in Ibiza antigua,
so for a good restaurant or for seeing from the citadel the whole port it worth to go there.
But not for hard clubbers.
The bars that counts are in San An, the warm is there, Cafe del mar is there, feel the heating when the sun is coming down on the ocean
and everyone is clapping to sayu him ggodbye till tomorrow and give start to the real life : NIGHTCLUBBING.
If you get started enough early a motel will costs you about 400 Euro a week with one dinner included a day per person.
Don't expect luxury, it's just functionnal to sleep. Everyone is outside all along the day and night.
At least, you can shag in it. But guardians are very aware of who is getting in and out to avoid ppl squatting the rooms....
BARS
They are three main bars in San An'
CAFE M
with an M as MANUMISSION. Nice one just in front of the beach and harbour of San An'. Just follow the sound, you'll find it
CAFE DEL MAR
Needs no intro, just go in the direction of the sun straight to "el punta" and you'll find it. The chillest place in the world.
CAFE MAMBO
The warm up starts here. Jules plays here before his party.
Take all the flyers you want for your party here and get special offer (already included in the prices above)
MORE INFO
Disclaimer : This info are just given to give a sum up of the pleasures offered on the island.
They all rated so close your eyes and click on page down during five seconds.
Next to the Mambo is the drug supermarket, you'll notice it cos' all the lights are broken and it's dark.
E are @ from 8 to 10 Euro never go more they'll ripp you off.
'caine goes from 65 Euro for 1 gram. They'll try to fuck on this, go with two others friends,
take care of your cash and ask to taste it.
they won't try to steal you, just fuck you with weak substances or fakes.
Be on time go there @ 10 P.M, go later and you'll be fuck cos' the good dope goes first and you'll get crappy stuff.
Don't buy to the many Black guys coming from north africa along the harbour,
cos they'll rip you off with prices and they have common quality stuff for E. GO with the morrocan next to Mambo.
LSD, GHB, doesn't exist on the island except chemistry kitchen made cos' it's doesn't a good profit.
Now, you want have easy shag stay in the district call west end, girls are so drunk there,
that they won't even notice you're shagging them. It's nonsense, all it's upside down.
It's not the place to enjoy. but cos' it costs all lot of money clubbers do select crefully the nights they are goin out to superclubs.
The other they spent less money by staying in this district drinking.
Always keeping few euros to pay the discobus before leaving a disco else you'll be in trouble to go back home... costs 2 Euro.
Yep, think about the limit of cash your credit cards allow you they prolly pay everything in cash there,
and they do not accept credit cards at the entrance of the disco. Do not hope to negotiate with bouncers on that point...
Go to MEGAMUSIC music shop to pay by credit card your ticket in advance. Always pay your ticket in advance to save money...
Do not drink this plate water, it's disgusting.
Don't forget to go to formentera another beautifull island next to ibiza just awesome.
Go to see esvedra this special big rock on the western part of the island.
rent 125cm motorbike and make the whole circuit on the island.
Take all your medicine drugs with you cos it costs a lot to see a doctor there : 70 Euro.
Buy a T-SHIRT with "I've survived ibiza' cos' you deserve it.
Be prepared to be out for one week at least and you'll suffer from a little depression after the journey...
It lasts beetween two or three weeks.
It's just such a paradise.
Hope this has been usefull.
Cheers.
LoginZ
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anyone been to Ibiza??
