It's just about coming to that time of year the annual office christmas party! That drunken fumble in the store cupboard that get's your bosses secretary up the duff! After a few Brandywines boring Sharon from accounts pounces on the poor office junior! Or the dread of having a drunken conversation with your Director and telling them what you really think.

I'm not attending this years party in protest of members of my team being unfairly banned from this monotonous fare. Needless to say I'm hardly going to miss being stuck with a group of peasants who are the missing link between man and ape or pretentious bores who use their personalities as contraception.

But what's everyone doing for their office party and better still has anyone got any funny office christmas party stories to tell?

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Ive only been to one office xmas party.. I got insanely drunk. We were served Aquavit at the dinner, and since we had many muslims attending i got theirs, not knowing the boss would leave his card at the bar later. Oh damn, i got so friggin drunk, just fucking around everywhere, hitting on alot older ladies. There were other companies there as well, I remember there was a group from Elixia, one of the "fanciest" gyms in nOrway. Loads of hot instructors. Lol, tried to hook up which everyone of them. Didnt make it. I was so fucking wasted. Not too much fun really lol.. Everything ended with me being thrown out for sleeping and throwing up from the balcony on the 4th floor. Straight onto some people standing on the street. Yaaaaaay! :P

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Originally posted by dj_alfi Ive only been to one office xmas party.. I got insanely drunk. We were served Aquavit at the dinner, and since we had many muslims attending i got theirs, not knowing the boss would leave his card at the bar later. Oh damn, i got so friggin drunk, just fucking around everywhere, hitting on alot older ladies. There were other companies there as well, I remember there was a group from Elixia, one of the "fanciest" gyms in nOrway. Loads of hot instructors. Lol, tried to hook up which everyone of them. Didnt make it. I was so fucking wasted. Not too much fun really lol.. Everything ended with me being thrown out for sleeping and throwing up from the balcony on the 4th floor. Straight onto some people standing on the street. Yaaaaaay! :P

That's awesome man, damn good work!

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i will unleash the motherfucking moonwalk on my work party

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Originally posted by dj_alfi Not too much fun really lol.. Everything ended with me being thrown out for sleeping and throwing up from the balcony on the 4th floor. Straight onto some people standing on the street. Yaaaaaay! :P

That's the spirt! Being thrown out for sleeping is a bit harsh.

The Muslim's didn't drink I'm disappointed their not adapting a team attitude. We've managed to get reformed alcoholic to join in on the drinking! The best is the devout Christian type who is supposidly 100% tee total but somehow ends up getting slaughtered within an hour of arriving and spends most the night fighting their own shadow.

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i've got 2 company parties coming up - one for my team of 6 co-workers and one for the division. The one for my team, our boss is having it on monday morning dec 5th, we'll be drinking at 10am-lunch time (it's out lunch party). My boss said we're going for drinks and then head back to the office to see who can work without anyone noticing that we're blasted. Sorta like a game which is kinda cool. The division party is in a few weeks and there we get to be sloppy infront of everyone - i can't wait!

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lol @ your story alfi...

last christmas i got fuckin drunk and started hitting on my boss, with her husband being there, omg it was so awkward

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Originally posted by kid nyce i've got 2 company parties coming up - one for my team of 6 co-workers and one for the division. The one for my team, our boss is having it on monday morning dec 5th, we'll be drinking at 10am-lunch time (it's out lunch party). My boss said we're going for drinks and then head back to the office to see who can work without anyone noticing that we're blasted. Sorta like a game which is kinda cool. The division party is in a few weeks and there we get to be sloppy infront of everyone - i can't wait!

Your boss should be promoted to the CEO for promoting such a wonderful work ethic to his team.

Just be wary of inquisitive senior managers, the local office loud mouth and you'll all get through the game fine.

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My work wants me to DJ the one of 3 "holiday" parties. I told them i would be damn if even show up!

Don't work for anyone anymore, last job I had in 2002 they used too hire a big boat and float around Sydney harbour getting really drunk, really stoned and puke over the side once in awhile. Upon announcing I was leaving, the sales team who as their group-trainer and general pain in the arse, hurled me over the side from the top deck in celebration.
It was cold, it hurt (a lot! from about 20ft up), lost both my shoes and a stocking

Least drunk people seem too float alright, dont know how I didnt drown.

I went to a Christmas work party once while being high on E.

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