Damn, what's up with X-mass and all the retarded commercials (at least in US)? It seems that this season results in most uncreative, dull, annoying, and blatantly stupid commercials. At least Super bowl commercials are not too far away. Can't wait.
1. BMW commercial with 2 screaming retarded kids. Crap, the screams sound like Michael Jackson came over for a sleep over party.
2. Another dumb-ass car commercial with a kid on a couch and narator asking something like this "What do you get for someone who means everything?" - "Volvo". Um... yah. your kid gives a f*ck what you drive. Not until his early teens, IMHO. Edit: by which time he'd definitely avoid your Vulvo like the plague. Somehow "Volvo" and "Desirable car" are not possible to put in the same sentence without cringing
3. Stupid ass McDonnalds commercials: like getting some one a McD's gift card is a creative gift. Heck, I wouldn't even get it for a fat-ass x-gf, if I wanted to spite her. What makes those numbnuts think that I'd buy someone a McD gift card?
4. Pennsylvania Lotto: retarded groundhog on the decks, being a "hip hop/rap scratch star" (alluding to scratch-off lottery tickets) with all the dumb-ass folks in the mall dancing to his lame white-boy-written rap lyrics. And of course, there's a token black guy in the most retarded hat that no retard would be caught dead in.
5. Any Best Buy commercial. I'm sick and tired of Best Buy. Talk about picture-perfect example of blatant, glutonous, obscene and pointless american over-consumerism. It's a perfect example of one of the things that's terribly wrong with America.
I can go on, but I'll leave some for the rest to point out.
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Last edited by emc^2 on Dec-19-2006 at 04:11
Dec-19-2006 04:05
Marc Summers
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YOU SAVIN' EL MOOLAH!
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Dec-19-2006 04:08
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It's a stupid, commercialized, money-grubby, piece of shit season. Plain and simple. They'll make any kind of commercial with Xmas as the theme to get the public's attention. Fuck this season.
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Dec-19-2006 04:08
MrJiveBoJingles
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Television is 100% pure evil.
Dec-19-2006 04:09
emc^2
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Television is 100% pure evil.
I disagree. PPV Pr0n is 100% hawt.
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
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Dec-19-2006 04:11
weymouth
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Location: Delaware
The worst is the JCPenny commercials. I swear there is a commercial for JCPenny with that "Here comes santa clause" mix song every 10 minutes. After that is all the jewelry commercials of guys giving jewelry to women in creative ways. Now if we do one of those creative things for our woman she won't think it is romantic but that we just got it off some kay's jewelers commercial.
Dec-19-2006 04:25
emc^2
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Kay Jewlers commercials are one of those on my list - like two douchebags high-fiving in the mall because they both have "Kay Jewlers" bags. I say "Suckers!!! You could have bought that sub-par trinket for 50% less at your local jewelry shop! Idiot!"
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
I remember one commercial, it was so fucking retarded....
oh no, that was your face.
Dec-19-2006 04:41
Tholius
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Location: Australia
this thread fails w/out utube
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Dec-19-2006 04:54
emc^2
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Originally posted by Tholius
this thread fails w/out utube
it would be a complete waste of hd space.
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
Dec-19-2006 05:36
emc^2
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Originally posted by Sunsnail
I remember one commercial, it was so fucking retarded....
oh no, that was your face.
are you trying hard to be a twat or are you simply on a rag?
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
F*ck!!! Retarded commercials FFS
