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NOW THAT's LIFE!
Got this in an email from a friend, thought I would share it!
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?!? ??
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of
the way.
Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch, a luxury car, a big house on the hills, all on your first day.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement
which starts in college. You drink alcohol, you party hard, and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last
9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on
tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! .."
--------------------------NOW THATS LIFE------------------------------
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tech-house
n. an old-school term for crack cocaine.
"Got some tech-house?" "Yeah, I'm your man for tech-house, Grandma."
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi?ref=tech-house
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. That's funny as hell though "...then you finish off as an orgasm" lmao!
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