great story

where were the girls from?

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Originally posted by Scoops asshole

I think that pretty well summarizes it


Wow

So me and a few mates were at a party, boozing it up. After a few hours I hook
up with a girl. She makes me a suggestion to go somewhere to have a "private party."
I tell my mates that I'm leaving and ask my roommate for the key.

I take her to my dorm room, we have a few drinks. Things get hot and she takes my pants off and
gets on her knees.

A few minutes into the action my roommate comes in and turns the light on: "Hey, this is my mom, she wanted to see our dor....
Immediately after that a woman, 35-40 y/o judging by the looks, comes in.
There I am, naked, a girl in front of me with a dick in her mouth. I'm completely paralised, the chick still has my dick in her hands, also stunned.

So my roommate goes: WTF? Don't you know how to lock the fucking door?!?

I can't get any words out of my mouth, so I just stand there, with what must've been the dumbest look ever.

All of a sudden, my roommate starts making out with his mom. They crash on the bed and continue their business.

Now this is when I lost my boner. I now suddenly find myself with the ability to move. Took all my clothes and dragged the girl out with me.
Totally fucking confused over what just happened.

So I crash at a mates place for a few nights, fearing to go to my dorm. Have no desire to see that sick fuck ever again.

So four days after the incident I see the weird fucko in school. He comes to me and says: "I totally fucking got you with that one, didn't I. Bwaha, that was just some milf I hooked up with in the pub"



Needless to say, the girl never called me again. Ever.

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Originally posted by Jansa So me and a few mates were at a party, boozing it up. After a few hours I hook up with a girl. She makes me a suggestion to go somewhere to have a "private party." I tell my mates that I'm leaving and ask my roommate for the key. I take her to my dorm room, we have a few drinks. Things get hot and she takes my pants off and gets on her knees. A few minutes into the action my roommate comes in and turns the light on: "Hey, this is my mom, she wanted to see our dor.... Immediately after that a woman, 35-40 y/o judging by the looks, comes in. There I am, naked, a girl in front of me with a dick in her mouth. I'm completely paralised, the chick still has my dick in her hands, also stunned. So my roommate goes: WTF? Don't you know how to lock the fucking door?!? I can't get any words out of my mouth, so I just stand there, with what must've been the dumbest look ever. All of a sudden, my roommate starts making out with his mom. They crash on the bed and continue their business. Now this is when I lost my boner. I now suddenly find myself with the ability to move. Took all my clothes and dragged the girl out with me. Totally fucking confused over what just happened. So I crash at a mates place for a few nights, fearing to go to my dorm. Have no desire to see that sick fuck ever again. So four days after the incident I see the weird fucko in school. He comes to me and says: "I totally fucking got you with that one, didn't I. Bwaha, that was just some milf I hooked up with in the pub" Needless to say, the girl never called me again. Ever.

AHAHAHA u got totally pwnted on that one

kudos to ur matey, that was sly dude, sly.

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Originally posted by Jansa So four days after the incident I see the weird fucko in school. He comes to me and says: "I totally fucking got you with that one, didn't I. Bwaha, that was just some milf I hooked up with in the pub" Needless to say, the girl never called me again. Ever.

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Originally posted by Scoops She answers and the only thing i could think of to say was, "Your up now babe." The girl i was just with hears me and starts flipping out saying i was an asshole and she never wants to see me again.

What a bitch. I hate those 'all about me' type of girls, thinking just cuz its her birthday she is the only one who should be getting laid.

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Originally posted by metalgearsolid where were the girls from?

Not from Russia, relax, fu*ker

i have stories but they have faded in the wake of a minor alcohol problem.

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