I passed up a chance to have sex with a midget...

I mean she wasn't like a midget midget, but this girl was... 4 ft at best, I'm 6'3"... She totally was all over my dick, invited me to her place (this chick is like 30 too), and I just looked at her and decided it'd be too weird. It'd be like sleeping with a kid or something. So I declined. She was a good looking one tho... ehh, discuss?

if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?

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Originally posted by lücid if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?

maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick

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Originally posted by lücid if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?

no, her face was the only thing bordering me on the decision. she was pretty. the body tho, god it was just too weird, I mean I've dated short chicks before, but it felt weird with that small of a body you know?

I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles...

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Originally posted by trunks1022 maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick

actually that reminds me, she was all about anal. cuz my friend was talking to her first and i just came up to them and go "yo, i hear this chick is ALL ABOUT anal" - just pulling it out of my ass (pun intended)

but she wigs out "who told you, was it neil (the DJ I was talking to him before I came over)" we just start laughing and she's like "i just sold myself out didn't I" ha ha ha

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Originally posted by Aristronica I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles...

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JustinKredible

Honestly, I would have given it some serious thought... if she was cute and all, I might have gone through with it just to see what it was like - Im all about experiencing different things.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Why the fuck do people want to share information like this?

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Why the fuck do people want to share information like this?

to piss you off of course.

sharing is caring

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so what's the vote, yay or nay?

anyone else done it with a chick 2 ft shorter than them?