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DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'

Just broke my toaster

My toaster is really shit. The bread doesn't fit, so a little bit pokes out of the top. This basically means that about half way through I have to pull it out and turn it around so that both ends get cooked.

However, this time I left it to long, and as I pulled out the toast, turned it around, and dropped it back in, the eject kicked in. So as the spring came up, my toast hit it on the way down. There was a blue spark underneath and now the fucking thing won't work. I eat about 8 slices of toast a day, what the fuck am I gonna do now? Buy a new one I suppose.

RJT, if you're reading - I'm fucking brewin.

Mar-10-2007 03:08

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UWM
mandroid

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

You must be eating some mighty thick slices of bread if they're strong enough to damage the springs in your toaster.

Mar-10-2007 03:10

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kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly

Stick a fork in it and try to analyze the problem.

I bet it's Lupus.

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Mar-10-2007 03:10 United States

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Ang ' ela_ie
Gee whiz!

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: SF

Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

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Mar-10-2007 03:10 Egypt

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UWM
mandroid

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

Contrary to popular belief, it seems you did not disappear off the face of the Earth.

Mar-10-2007 03:11

Ang ' ela_ie
Gee whiz!

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: SF

Thats popular belief? Oh man... thats upsetting.

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Mar-10-2007 03:12 Egypt

DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'

Yea Hovis Thick Cut as it happens. Like I said, the toaster was a piece of shit. Really feeble and gash and destined to break. I bought it because I broke my last one. Funnily enough, it was after I stuck a knife in it to try and fish out a piece of bread that had lodged itself under the heating element. I'm clever I am.

Mar-10-2007 03:12

DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
I bet it's Lupus.

You what?

Mar-10-2007 03:13

SuspicionVandit
Rapper

Registered: Nov 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1

have you checked for scarring?

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Mar-10-2007 03:14

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UWM
mandroid

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

Serves you right for being a cheap shit. Buy a better toaster Michael.

Mar-10-2007 03:14

UWM
mandroid

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Thats popular belief? Oh man... thats upsetting.

By popular belief I mean "what I thought".

Mar-10-2007 03:15

Frenchie
life in technocolor

Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

Yes! THAT is what we have and it works perfect for everything. Bagels, English Muffins, Texas toast, thin slices, crumpets.