After a long night buying a foxy women drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the women asked Joe in for a nightcap...

One thing led to another ....After making love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

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Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette,red head, and a blonde)they were all pregnant.
The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I concieved so i will have a boy".

The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.

The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".



LOLOLOLOL

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I liked the first one.. hehe that was good lmao

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

Yeah i liked the first one it was funny. I love it when jokes make a complete 360 in the end.

I dont quite get the 2nd one.

Doggy style

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A brunette and a blond are standing in an elevator and suddenly a man comes in and turns to face the door... Elevator up... while they're on their way, the blond looks at the mans are and whispers "Look, he has so many dandruffs (Is that how this friggin word's spelled)"
"Yeah, someone should give him Head& Shoulders", answers the brunnete...
After a minute of deep thinking and pondering... the blond asks "I don't understand, how do you give shoulders?"

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Originally posted by oDrori After a minute of deep thinking and pondering... the blond asks "I don't understand, how do you give shoulders?"

LOLOL

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First one gets first PRIZE!!!

*LOL* Nice ones!
My favourite is oDrori's

the first one is great

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oDrori's LOL!!!

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A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."

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