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Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater

Registered: Nov 2003
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My date (my bf now) and I split a 40 of Tanqueray. After the party we invited a few people back to our condo that we rented so the party could rage on. On our way back there I somehow managed to walk into a tree and scratch my cornea, which thanks to my level of drunkeness, I didn't even notice till the next day.
I have no idea what time it was at this point, but we had been partying for a while longer and I was feeling pretty drunk and horny. So I climbed into bed with my date (we'd already been sleeping together at this point) and got on top of him and just went to town, ignoring the fact that it was an open concept condo and there was about 10 people 8 feet away from us, lol.
I just remember being really fucking horny. I don't even remember finishing or falling asleep. The next thing I knew I was awake again and naked, needing to take a piss. I was so disoriented in this condo, so I just rolled out of bed and went for the first door I could see, knowing that the bathroom was on one side of the bed.
So I get up to take a piss, but noticed the bottle of Tanqueray sitting on the counter and went and grabbed it thinking, "Yeaaaah, time for another drink, wooo party!!" I remembered though, that I REALLY had to pee, so I grabbed the bottle first and went back to the bathroom.
I was still really fucking hammered, because I failed to recognize that the bathroom was actually the closet, and the toilet was actually a chair we had stacked in there earlier. But by this point I was already peeing all over the chair, and the closet floor.
I guess my date heard me because next thing I know he's opening the clost door asking what I'm doing. I got really angry that he was invading my privacy and slammed the door and in my drunken stupor muttered something like, "Fuggoff", or "Leammealone", and finished my business.
Anyways, I woke up the next day with the worst fucking hangover, unable to open my right eye. I had to wear a patch on it for 3 days.
My bf and I never spoke about the peeing incident until a year after we had officially been dating. That must have been what sealed the deal for him, lol.
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Apr-03-2007 00:07
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