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Which X-Men am I?
So, last night I was trying to sleep, but every time i moved around I kept hearing a noise, like a plastic wrapper crumpling. So i blindly started "scooting" my blanket hoping I'd throw whatever was on my blanket on the floor.
no dice.
So i got up to take a look at what would be making that noise. It was dark so I just stood up, took the blanket off my bed and wooshed it. But i kept hearing that damn crumpling noise. So i set it down and scooted it again. Then i saw something.
My fingertips were emitting light as they touched the blanket. It wasn't like the SINGLE small jolt of light when you touch a doorknob and static passes. Well, if i put a single finger on it and it didn't move, yeah. But still, there was no shock.
When I move my fingers against blanket, the light emits and follows my hand. If i don't move my hand, nothing happens. Of course, i was scared just like any other x-men when they realize their newfound powers, and i was afraid to give myself cardiac arrest as i slept, so i slept without a blanket last night.
More importantly, it's amazing my laptop didn't die last night cus I took apart my laptop on my bed last night and kept shrugging off that blanket cus it kept creeping on me (i had tossed it to the other side of the bed).
so, a couple of things:
1. which x-men am i and how do you think i can refine my powers?
2. I went to my ex-teacher's house today to do some Tech Support aka Reverse his BritneySucksCock.exe Support and I saw a pretty bad accident where a car was FUCKED UP and the guy was lying on the floor (i dunno what happened). I was thinking maybe I could've prevented it if I had used my powers. Should I feel guilty?
3. I didn't feel any static shock today at all, doorknobs, kitchen sinks, my door handle, etc. I think the blanket is my cape.
and also, just a side question irrelevant to anything here: Could I make some serious cash posing as a Global Warming Therapist? Charge maybe $50 an hour to have 1 on 1s with people who are stressed as a result of global warming?
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