first there was ripping out a mans heart and eating it to show ones manhood. a primitive action for a primitive age.

Then came plastic surgery during the 70s (golden age of porn) to add 2 inches to ones dick, a sign of "more" manhood than other men.

then came the age of youtube, where manhood was measured by how many wooden fences one could ram their head through in a 10 minute clip.


now it's the age of global warming. manhood is now judged by egological standards.
http://cars.about.com/cs/familyseda...rid_explain.htm

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If there's one great hope for the future it is the fuel cell, which combines hydrogen and oxygen to create electricity. The only exhaust a fuel cell produces is water, so clean it's fit to drink.

how many gallons of 0 emissions can you drink in 2 hours? or are you a fucking pussy?

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