This guy is awesome! He is my new idol. Read that stuff on his page and you'll be laughing your ass off. Pure gold.
Heres a random paragraph i took from UT Weekend.
He's trying to pick up some chicks here one is tall one is short he likes the short girl more
TheCousin "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?"
Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?"
Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation."
Tucker "You fucking cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy fucking stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all fucking die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them."
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Jun-06-2007 09:52
Trance Nutter
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oh the hilarity
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Jun-06-2007 10:01
Taranis
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Yeah there are some hilarious stories there. Pity he never updates the site
This guy is awesome! He is my new idol. Read that stuff on his page and you'll be laughing your ass off. Pure gold.
Heres a random paragraph i took from UT Weekend.
He's trying to pick up some chicks here one is tall one is short he likes the short girl more
TheCousin "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?"
Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?"
Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation."
Tucker "You fucking cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy fucking stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all fucking die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them."
Jun-06-2007 13:27
Nsonic
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Taranis
Yeah there are some hilarious stories there. Pity he never updates the site
I thought he went on hiatus to go write a script for Comedy Central or work on his book >_>
Jun-06-2007 13:28
Taranis
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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Originally posted by Nsonic
I thought he went on hiatus to go write a script for Comedy Central or work on his book >_>
Yeah that would explain it. I actually have one of his books, it was going for $15 and I had a gift voucher on me, so :|
Jun-06-2007 13:29
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
Tucker Max is great... his book is gold, as well. I haven't read the whole thing but I skimmed through it and was loving it.
P.S.- look up the story about the girl he dated that took him to court, etc. Complete with vids, screenshots of legal papers, etc. It's good stuff.
Jun-06-2007 13:35
RJT
last minute disco
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
Tucker Max is so full of shit I can smell it right through the internets.
Originally posted by david.michael
Tucker Max is great... his book is gold, as well. I haven't read the whole thing but I skimmed through it and was loving it.
P.S.- look up the story about the girl he dated that took him to court, etc. Complete with vids, screenshots of legal papers, etc. It's good stuff.
Yup thats on there i read it a lil bit ago what thunder****. She wasnt what i pictured in my head while reading it. Then i saw the video of him slaping her as and saying run along now, this is man talk. bwahahahahahaha I thought she had brown hair....
OMG you have to read the Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly.
He dances in the mirror with himself for an hour thinking its a chick and thought he fell in love.
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Jun-06-2007 14:05
miamitrance04
I <3 Sarah Palin
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: West Palm Beach
welcome to 2003
Jun-06-2007 14:08
Chris Crossland
Duke Silver
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: London
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Originally posted by miamitrance04
welcome to 2003
Thanks
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Jun-06-2007 14:12
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
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welcome to 2003
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.