this chick who works in my office asked me this morning if i would marry a french guy so he could have citizenship, and upon the divorce, he would pay 20k.
he's gay and rich (obviously) and just wants citizenship.
oh and i don't mean she asked ME to do it, she was asking if i would. i suppose the offer has been extended to her.
i told her, "fuck yea...he's gay and you don't have to sleep with him. 20k is a nice little chunk of cash to have"
would u guys do it?
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-12-2007 14:33
KiNeTiC ENeRgY
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Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Boca Raton
absolutely...u gotta do what u gotta do to make that dollar.
Jun-12-2007 14:34
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Maybe if I needed 20k... and I don't need 20k that bad, I don't know. What's fraud like as a prison term in the US these days?
Jun-12-2007 14:35
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
do it
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Jun-12-2007 14:35
KiNeTiC ENeRgY
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Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Boca Raton
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Originally posted by Lilith
Maybe if I needed 20k... and I don't need 20k that bad, I don't know. What's fraud like as a prison term in the US these days?
how can u prove that? I doubt he would bring it up...
Jun-12-2007 14:36
narcism
faithless fangirl
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind
its the only reason i would get married
Jun-12-2007 14:37
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
it's not for me. i wish.
lillith, i'm not sure, but it's probably not as harsh of a sentence as a 17 year old boy getting busted with a 15 year old girl giving him oral.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-12-2007 14:37
EarnYourKeep
LIT
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo
20k? that's it? lol
i'd ask for 40K and it's a deal...
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Jun-12-2007 14:38
Taranis
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Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Hell, 20k, even I'd do it :|
Jun-12-2007 14:38
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
lol
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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
how can u prove that? I doubt he would bring it up...
I don't know, I wouldn't he wouldn't, Slylee certainly wouldn't, however there is the 3rd party to consider, the secretary who might want in on 20k.
Jun-12-2007 14:38
Abercrombie
myspace.com/ashesband
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis
So you're divorced after... what happens?
ppl have done it for a lot more than a measly 20k
you're 20k richer if that really happens bc you only have his word, since a lawyer can't get involved
there's a social stigma in being called used goods after divorce, even with no kids.
yeah, jail
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Jun-12-2007 14:42
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
however there is the 3rd party to consider, the secretary who might want in on 20k.
ehh??
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
