With so much help/advice for fatties available out there - the biggest loser, jenny craig, richard simmons, endless diets at hand, liposuction etc... Why is it us skinny ******s can't get any help...?

I don't see any shows called the biggest skinny, where that grab a pack of scrawny little ******s & pack them full of junkfood and make them do no excersise untill they gain weight.. or reverse-liposuction where that pump raw arse fat into your system. People just don't seem to sympathise..

It's hard being skinny, trying to gain weight, but can't.. eating two dinners a night, snacks all day long, takeaway food, little exercise & still lose weight..
I weight 136 pounds, or 62 kg, 6ft tall..
People constantly treating you like a teen bitch, when your 24, because generally being skinny makes you look like a boy, not a man.

I'm not feeling sorry for myself, I just want peoples advice on how to beef up, fast, safely without drugs. just fucking tired of being a twig.

thanks

don't be a fag. I'm 6'1 and weigh 68kg, just grow a beard and you will be manly

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hahaha, skinnies unite!

nah, face rugs arent for me. thx

Knock yourself out.

hahahaha, dont want your leftovers, haha, seen soo many people buy those huge box fulls, eat two & bin the rest..

mmm doughnuts *drool*

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Originally posted by Jase83 hahahaha, dont want your leftovers, haha, seen soo many people buy those huge box fulls, eat two & bin the rest..

wtf for? They can last for days!

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they harden up & go all krusty the next day..

So? They're still good.

Fuck that, I'm buying a box tomorrow and eating them all. I'll need some sugar after the exam

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go to the pharmacy and buy every thermometer you can.Consume all the mercury and you will gain lots of weight.

and seriously if you are that size @ 24 only intensive weight training and a high calorie diet will do it.At 30 your metabolism will slow and you will wish you were young again. High weight low reps...Do something, because if you go to jail your asshole will whistle when you walk.

Last edited by all-nite-freak on Jun-22-2007 at 09:51

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Originally posted by Jase83 they harden up & go all krusty the next day..

You're supposed to microwave them for 30 seconds before you eat them after the first day. They return to their normal softy goodness when you do that. Instructions are even on the freaking box...

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Man this thread is giving me the biggest craving for doughnuts