this girl is drunk after the bar is closing, she's really gotta go pee but they're not letting her back in. Go in the alley stupid. I bet some of you have been in this situation before.
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Sep-05-2007 01:43
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Omg who else is horny?
Sep-05-2007 01:43
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
I need to be stomped on first.
Sep-05-2007 01:45
SuspicionVandit
Rapper
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
I pissed into a coke can while driving home from a Midnight show (Grudge 2 i think). A coke CAN!
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Sep-05-2007 01:52
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Haha, I took a crap in my backyard once. Same thing, right?
Sep-05-2007 01:54
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Haha, I took a crap in my backyard once. Same thing, right?
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Sep-05-2007 01:59
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
I pissed into a coke can while driving home from a Midnight show (Grudge 2 i think). A coke CAN!
one time i was really high and tried to fit my dick into a bottle to piss in it. Well, I managed to get half of my head in and started pissing. Eventually, the air started rushing out of the bottle because their was so much piss in it. My dick started going all over the place because the air moved it out of the opening. I was driving while doing this, along with 3 other friends, and the one on the passenger side of the car got piss all over him.
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Sep-05-2007 01:59
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
damn i killed the thread.
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Sep-05-2007 02:05
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
one time i was really high and tried to fit my dick into a bottle to piss in it. Well, I managed to get half of my head in and started pissing. Eventually, the air started rushing out of the bottle because their was so much piss in it. My dick started going all over the place because the air moved it out of the opening. I was driving while doing this, along with 3 other friends, and the one on the passenger side of the car got piss all over him.
wicked
me and my best friend put a chick on the spit and i shot load on his arm thats worse!
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Sep-05-2007 02:07
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
me and my best friend put a chick on the spit and i shot load on his arm thats worse!
Weird, I could never picture you doing that. Pics of your bum or stfu.
Sep-05-2007 02:09
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Weird, I could never picture you doing that.
well it was certainly out of character!
quote:
Pics of your bum or stfu.
lol. i dont have any but if i ever do get some, you'll be the first to know!
