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| quote: | Serving Directions: hold can of assholes in right hand, open clockwise & do not allow contents to snap shut! Stir with greased wand vigorously until assholes have thouroughly relaxed and browned slightly.
Nutritional Analysis: You don't really want to know.
Ingredients include: varying sizes, shapes & maturity assholes, nitrite treated by water, stewed soy bean syrup, fortified cut cheese, natural flatulence stimulator, sea salted orgasm enzyme, Preparation H, red dye #12, dioxide red eye acid, finger pulled starch, sphincter relaxer & turbo gas enhancer.
Percentage of U.S. Recommended Daily Allowance: We don't care what the Feds say, we won't tell you. |
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