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Xavier Moriarty
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the almighty ****ed up/twisted/dark jokes thread

you know, those that will make you laugh and feel bad for laughing at the same time

im off to work so ill just copy/paste 2 of them and i'd love to see what will you come up with

Q. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A pedophile.

Q.What's the number one cause of pedophelia?
A.Sexy children...

lol

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Q: Why's it so small? (in relation to miniature granola bar)
A: Thats what she said

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Ania_xox
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Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

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I_Am_Vince
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Q: What's the good thing about f***ing twenty four year olds?

A: There's twenty of them!

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Silky Johnson
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Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her?

A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

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Yohan
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Why did the Al Qaeda wanted couple of mentally retarded women?

To strap couple of suicide bomber vests on them

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Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
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Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded

Feb-04-2008 23:00 Canada

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Nicolas Oliver
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quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her?
A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Old but good.

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Silky Johnson
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quote:
Originally posted by cenik
Old but good.

Yeah, it's the worst joke I know, lol.

Feb-04-2008 23:11

exstasie
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Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Toronto/Sauga, Canada

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive?
A: Cause she was a woman!

Q: Why Couldn't Ray Charles Read?
A: Cause he was black!

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Rodrico
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Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?

A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.

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Nicolas Oliver
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quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?

A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.

Damn!

Feb-04-2008 23:15

SkyHigh
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Registered: Oct 2003
Location: canada toronto

quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?

A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.

LOL

Omg im going to hell

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