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My friends and I actually made a facebook group for our honkey friends called, "Caucasia."
Inside jokes have been edited out
*High School Students May Love Their Teachers Freely
*You may defecate on your neighbor's lawn for a nominal fee.
Amendment I. Fee is proportionate to form, size and mass of defecation.
*The Rivers of Caucasia will run with Rockstar.
*Women, by law, must be void of all clothing while living in, or passing through Caucasia.
*Naruto is outlawed. Worst anime ever.
*Our national anthem, "Suck My Dick, This is Caucasia!", will be performed by Dethklok.
*Gays? Cast them into the pits.
*Ridiculous family names, such as VanDuynhoven, will be outlawed and replaced by more fitting family names for a Caucasian, such as "Beefkill" or "Dickpuncher."
*The main exports of Caucasia are Meat Cleavers and Spaghetti-O's.
*The official language of Caucasia is Jive.
*All things French are outlawed due to sucking.
Amendment II. The following are exceptions:
-Crepes
-Croissants
-French Silk Pie
-Melissa Theuriau
*It is mandatory that everyday life in Caucasia should mimic the movies Ronin, Versus, 300, Reservoir Dogs and/or Sin City.
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