If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the person who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf


(I'm flying to Morocco tomorrow..7 hour flight, this might come in handy. )

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yeah, "come in handy" for being arrested and put on global no-fly lists.

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quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN yeah, "come in handy" for being arrested and put on global no-fly lists.

It was obviously a joke.

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What does the arabic say there, cos for all we know, it could say "I'm a christian and/or jewish c*nt, and I'm going to touch your breast in ... Seconds"

Just leave www.hai2u.com on your screen.


Disclaimer: NSFW. Really NSFW.

Yeah, I should think that'd work quite well.

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quote:

Originally posted by Enigmatik It was obviously a joke.

and it was just as obviously not funny.

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Originally posted by Ian What does the arabic say there

It doesn't mean anything.

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quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN and it was just as obviously not funny.

I chuckled.

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Originally posted by UWM

banned.

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wait

do planes have internet?

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Originally posted by Enigmatik I chuckled.

Didn't you see? Raistlin said its not funny, that means its obviously not funny