Hi c0r. My username is emc^2 and I'm a pr0n0h0lic. I just wasted 3 hours jumping from one site to next, following the elusive thumbnail images leading from one gratuitous shot to the next. I feel pangs of guilt for having wasted so much time! But my collection grew by about 100 images, at least 15 favorite URLs and about 20 or so 30 - 60 sec preview snippets. I also realized I have developed a beef curtain fetish and I fail at semen conservation.

HALP!!! MUST STOP FAPPING! MUST NOT KILL MORE KITTENS!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Every time you fap, bush eats a kitten

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AND OF ALL DAYS, ON CATURDAY!!!

But... what if... this were TRUE????




HUmmmmmmm

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

if you can't name all the porn girlies in the pics you aren't an addict yet

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Originally posted by jdat if you can't name all the porn girlies in the pics you aren't an addict yet

they are all amatures. I hate "professional" pr0n. I have an absolute turn-off for any "pr0n" star simply because there's not even an ounce of possibility they are enjoying it.

I just watched a shitload of deepthroating videos - one fucking skank took a about 14 inches of inflated tube baloon in her gullet. they showed her deep throating a rather well hung chap and not only she took his meager 9" but stuffed his bawls in her mouth too. Now, that's tallent! No gag reflex, pure throat pounding. Oh... damn. That shit was too good.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Just make yourself feel guilty all the time. The main and best cure though is to GET A LIFE. I'm not being a tart either. Just do it.

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Originally posted by iammesol Just make yourself feel guilty all the time. The main and best cure though is to GET A LIFE. I'm not being a tart either. Just do it.

You fail

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R.I.P English..

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Originally posted by iammesol Just make yourself feel guilty all the time. The main and best cure though is to GET A LIFE. I'm not being a tart either. Just do it.

what if I already got one and I'm not happy with it? what if you had to live with a bible-thumping evangelical born-again party pooper who used to "sin" quite eagerly with you and now gone all proper on your ass after 7 years of being together? woudja wanna trade?



Here - I got you a present. It's a game:



break a leg!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

www.fileporn.org

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Originally posted by Direct She indeed is a goddess. I would cut her body in half and hang her upper half in the shower and take her lower and fuck it on my bed.

check out my music @ http://www.xstreamist.com/members/270/audio.php
www.bucke.podomatic.com

NAH. crap. I'd post some links to quality pics but don't wanna get TAlolBANNED

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

'eh, worked for me