PORN VALLEY, April 1, 2008 - YouPorn announces $10 million prize money to be given to the first amateur porn video made in space. Following the success of the Ansari X PRIZE which offered $10 million to the first organization to launch a private spacecraft into space, the YouPorn team has been gnawing on the possibilities available to the anti-gravitational sphere: Unprecedented sex positions, job opportunities, pioneering space sex... the unending potential has prompted YouPorn to unveil the XXX PRIZE.

Mirroring the Ansari X PRIZE, YouPorn will award the first individual or group who successfully creates the first porn video in outer space with $10 million of prize money. The prize money serves as gratitude for taking the first step towards inter-galactic porn, creating new vistas towards this unexplored golden niche, such as future researches in human sexuality in conjunction with weightlessness.

"We are very excited in being the pioneering cause to space porn," commented YouPorn's CEO, Dave, excitedly. "Probing into this virgin territory, think Air 69, Matrix-style cum shots, space porn stars, space suit fetish, suspended sex... 'The Orbital Maneuver' will no longer be confined to space pilot textbooks. We will create a new chapter in porn history!"

When asked about the logistics of getting to space, Dave was confident that it wouldn't be a problem. He cites the boom in space tourism in recent years. As of November 2007, a space tourism company has pre-sold nearly 200 seats for their space tourism flights, each seat costing $200,000 (link). "Space flights will definitely be much more affordable in the coming years" he asserts confidently.

The winning video will be made available on YouPorn for free. YouPorn executives are confident that the video will easily be the most viewed porn video on the Internet.

Source: YouPorn

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