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idoru
You Can Call Me Al

Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
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If you want to kill it, I only see two viable options for you and they are as follows:
1.) Tie it to a stick and lay it down in the middle of the street. Think of this as a cartoon-style scene where you've tied your prey to the traintracks, and gun your car towards him.
Pros: Quick and relatively painless if you drive fast enough.
Cons: You get to see his sad eyes stare at you as you drive forward, and if you don't aim just right you'll turn around and see him twitching. Because I have some semblance of a soul, this is why I opt for number two.
2.) Do you have a shoebox or something similar? If you don't know how to construct a sparkler bomb, then Google it. After constructing said device, place the mouse in the box along with your brand spanking new Holy Hand Grenade, with the fuse hanging out. Duct tape the lid of the box. Light the fuse, run like hell.
Pros: Quick, painless, fucking awesome explosion.
Cons: Fuck off, the explosion will be awesome.
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Jun-25-2008 00:12
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