she will get u laid and her aura sticks with u for life.


thnk u melly

Well fuck me, you have me convinced. Im dipping into my savings and buying a plane ticket as soon as the office opens in the morning.

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I swear it is true.

Im not an ugly dude, nor am i the best looking guy in the club. I used to get hit on but not to the extent as now

I went out with melly once and got hit on by every woman in the club who saw us partying. they figured we were together.

That jealousy women had that night, that aura stuck with me for life. I dont party much anymore. Matter of fact i had been in a relationship for 2.5 yrs since then and hardly ever went to clubs. save a few times.

each time i noticed i was getting hit on.

yesterday was my first time clubbing single in 2.5 years and it was totally out of control.

I am blessed and it all started one night hitting clubs with melly mel.


Thank you melly mel

Lucky guy.

If i go clubbing with a hot friend of mine i only ever notice dirty / jealous looks from guys, but never from girls

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lol i dont get that. if i see a hot chick with an average or ugly looking dude, i don't think, "mmm, who is HE" i think, "he must be rich".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Yeah, Melissa and I would take girls we would meet to the bathroom and have our way with 'em.

It just couldn't be another blonde. She'd get jealous. Jealous bitch.

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Originally posted by Renzo Yeah, Melissa and I would take girls we would meet to the bathroom and have our way with 'em. It just couldn't be another blonde. She'd get jealous. Jealous bitch.

dat's rediiculase

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Originally posted by Slylee lol i dont get that. if i see a hot chick with an average or ugly looking dude, i don't think, "mmm, who is HE" i think, "he must be rich".

But if a bitch's perception of him is that he's rich, then she starts engaging him. So it's all the same, really. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter if he's rich or not.

All that matters is that he got some Canadian poontang.

Whenever I've had a fit Mrs on the go I always notice an increase in fanny coming my way. And I make it a point to always invite fit gash from my 'social circle' out if I'm in the mood for pulling. All this is standard stuff, everyone knows it.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Whenever I've had a fit Mrs on the go I always notice an increase in fanny coming my way. And I make it a point to always invite fit gash from my 'social circle' out if I'm in the mood for pulling. All this is standard stuff, everyone knows it.

This.

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Originally posted by Slylee lol i dont get that. if i see a hot chick with an average or ugly looking dude, i don't think, "mmm, who is HE" i think, "he must be rich".

+1 that or he must have the best dick ever.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you