Possibly the best thread ever

This thread is http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=501635


... and yes, it was a repost for like the 5th time

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that was a joke...... right?



she looked like a man, and an ugly one at that.

http://www.myspace.com/candyapple0883


her myspace. and according to that website she's pregnant

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Lira If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife

Rubbish. There's no reason why you can't marry an amazing and beautiful woman/man. Those who make excuses are the ones that lacked confidence to go after who they wanted.

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Originally posted by Rose http://www.myspace.com/candyapple0883 her myspace. and according to that website she's pregnant

holy shit! It say's she's from Ninety Six, SC... that's an actual town. I drove through there a few months ago. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere, total redneck shithole town, with a population of probably 50 people. She may be the only chick in town close to that dude's age... maybe that's why he married her.

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Originally posted by bas Isn't that a song?

Probably

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pics and shit are real probably but story aint. dude says he married her cuz she got pregnant then follows up by saying she lost her virginity on wedding night.

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How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

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